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Wizard's Apprentice
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Story type
Character Goal
Cornwood Ascending

Wizard's Apprentice is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Titanius Anglesmith, an unlockable character available during the Cornwood Ascending event, Act 2.

Part 1


Greyfarn looks for a new apprentice.



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Great Wizard Greyfarn The war against Momon is taxing my wizardry to its limits. I must train an apprentice to assist me in my labors.

Fry What kind of labors did you have in mind?

Great Wizard Greyfarn My daily spounge bath, for one. I used to summon a demon to bathe me, but the spell escapes me in my old age.

Fry More likely the demon just ran away in terror.

Fry What if I become your apprentice?

Great Wizard Greyfarn You can't be serious, young Frydo. Being a wizard takes years of hard work and dedication.

Fry I can be hardworking and dedicationy!

Great Wizard Greyfarn The unopened pickle jar in your cupboard begs to differ.

Fry That pickle jar doesn't play fair!

Part 2


Greyfarn tries out Gynecaladriel.



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Gynecaladriel I hear you're looking for a new apprentice. I humbly volunteer myself for the position.

Great Wizard Greyfarn I'm afraid sultry pansexuality renders you unfit for the job. The spirits frown on wizards becoming romantically involved with their apprentices.

Gynecaladriel You mean I bought that skimpy apprenticing robe for nothing?

Great Wizard Greyfarn [...]

Great Wizard Greyfarn I guess a couple of frowning spirits never hurt anybody.

Great Wizard Greyfarn Very well, Gynecaladriel. Your first lesson as my apprentice in magic shall be the spells of dominion over the atmosphere.

Gynecaladriel I'm Queen of the Water Nymphos, Greyfarn. Why would I bother controlling air when I can already make water do my bidding?

Great Wizard Greyfarn You posses the power of water? Let's switch places and you teach me that. Here, give me your skimpy apprentice robe.

Gynecaladriel Forget it! I've got several dates tonight and I don't want it getting all dusty.

Part 3


Greyfarn comes up short.


  • Have Great Wizard Greyfarn Shop for Rare Ingredients (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Get Ripped Off (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Buy Bachelor Chow (1h 0m 0s)


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Titanius Anglesmith I understand, Greyfarn, that you are in search of an apprentice. Seek no more!

Great Wizard Greyfarn You, Titanius? A wellborn Fancy Man, apprentice to a mere wizard? It's against the social order!

Titanius Anglesmith Yeah, but it's gonna be one of those deals where the student becomes the master.

Titanius Anglesmith I figure it'll only take a couple hours. Now c'mon, old man, start coughing up your magic all over me.

Titanius Anglesmith This magic is boring! Get to the spells that will make my enemies into slaves!

Great Wizard Greyfarn I dare not traffic in such spells! They are dark magic!

Titanius Anglesmith Yeah, I know. Aren't you a dark wizard?

Great Wizard Greyfarn Certainly not. Behold my robe -- pure, very light gray! Not a hint of darkness!

Titanius Anglesmith There's a bunch of it in back.

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