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{{Infobox Goal | image=Goal Malfunctioning Eddie.png | story_type=Character | event=Lrrr Strikes Back | goal_number= | previous_goal=All Blown Up | next_goal= | next_side_goal1= | next_side_goal2= }} {{Goal Parts | part_number=1 | description=Malfunctioning Eddie has some doubts. | action1=Malfunctioning Eddie, Lose an Eye | action1_time= | action2=Amy, Keep an Eye Out | action2_time= | rewards_currency=50 weed | rewards_xp=75 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| Can you recommend a medical professional? I need help managing my explosions.}} {{Dialogue|amy| Sorry, but my parents think doctors are a waste of money. Whenever I get sick, they just buy me a new body.}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| As a robot, I frown on that. My creator gave me this body. I should live with it.}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| Stupid Creator.}} ---- {{Dialogue|amy| Don't worry, Eddie. No matter how many times you explode, you'll always have people who like you and care about you.}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| You really think so?}} {{Dialogue|amy| Yes I do.}} {{Dialogue|amy| Wait -- I forgot you were a professional car salesman.}} {{Goal Parts | part_number=2 | description=Malfunctioning Eddie turns into the cops. | action1=Malfunctioning Eddie, Keep It Together | action1_time= | action2=URL, Issue a Warning | action2_time= | rewards_currency=50 weed | rewards_xp=75 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| Does the NNYPD have any resources for the malfunctioning?}} {{Dialogue|URL| We can always throw you in jail. That's how we deal with the criminally insane.}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| But there's nothing insane about me.}} {{Dialogue|URL| I think you're forgetting your low, low prices, man.}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| [...]}} ---- {{Dialogue|URL| One more explosion like that and I'll have to lock you up.}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| Sorry, Officer. The explosions happen when I get excited.}} {{Dialogue|URL| You ever use tranquilizers? They made me try 'em after I went on a six-hour perp-beating spree.}} {{Dialogue|URL| They turned my old squeaky voice into a smooth sexy rumble that the ladies love. Aw yeah.}} {{Goal Parts | part_number=3 | description=Malfunctioning Eddie consults with the Professor. | action1=Malfunctioning Eddie, Spontaneously Combust | action1_time= | action2=The Professor, Handle with Care | action2_time= | rewards_currency=50 weed | rewards_xp=75 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|professor| I may be able to fix your explosion problem, Eddie. I'd like to do a cranial scan to see what's going on.}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| But what if my head can't be fixed?}} {{Dialogue|professor| Now now, Eddie, it's entirely possible to live without a properly functioning head.}} {{Dialogue|professor| Fry's been doing it his entire life.}} ---- {{Dialogue|professor| I've discovered your problem. It appears that the black wire inside your head is switched with the green wire!}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| Can you fix it?}} {{Dialogue|malfunctioning eddie| Of course not, you fool! Physicists have been struggling unsuccessfully with the switched green-wire problem for two thousand years!}} {{Goal Parts | part_number=4 | description=Malfunctioning Eddie celebrates himself. | action1=Malfunctioning Eddie, Be a Master Salesbot | action1_time= | action2=Bender, Make a Motivational Speech | action2_time= | rewards_currency=50 weed | rewards_xp=75 }} === Story === {{Dialogue|bender| I hear you're thinking of getting your explosivity fixed. Bad idea, Eddie!}} {{Dialogue|bender| Have you thought about how it'll affect your ability to sell cars?}} {{Dialogue|Malfunctioning Eddie| Good point. People won't think they're getting a deal unless they see I'm about to lose my mind over the low, low price!}} {{Dialogue|bender| Exactly! Don't fix yourself! Put the customer first!}} {{Dialogue|bender| Now sell me a car for $100.}} ---- {{Dialogue|Malfunctioning Eddie| I've decided not to fix my "problem".}} {{Dialogue|bender| Good! We love you just the way you are!}} {{Dialogue|Malfunctioning Eddie| Really?}} {{Dialogue|Malfunctioning Eddie| [...]}} {{Dialogue|bender| Not THIS way you are, the other way you are. The way with the head.}} ==See also== *[[Goals]]
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