The Jumpsuit Dilemma is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Captain Yesterday, an unlockable character available during the The New Justice Team event, Act 1.
- Captain Yesterday gets a wedgie.
- 200 500
This jumpsuit is too tight. Every time I climb a flight of stairs, it's like the pants are trying to climb inside me.
Duh. Didn't you ever wonder why women stopped wearing rompers?
No, I didn't, Leela. I always knew those pants had a hypnotic effect on me...
But I didn't realize that they had an anti-female agenda as well.
So, what's the protocol for dealing with self-induced wedgies in public?
There are lots of shimmies and shakes you can do to dislodge your underwear, and many don't involve using your hands.
So you're saying I should wear underwear.
- Captain Yesterday answers nature's call.
- 200 500
I've often pondered the age-old question of where superheros go to the bathroom. But it turns out the real question is how they do it in jumpsuits like these.
Yeah, sadly jumpsuits are all-or-nothing attire. You just have to hold off for as long as you possibly can.
That's rule number one.
Got it. But what about number two?