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Revision as of 09:36, 9 August 2017
The End of the Kajigger | |
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Story type |
Character Goal |
Event |
Lrrr Strikes Back |
Previous Goal |
Hattie in Hand |
Part 1
Description
- Hattie writes a will.
Objectives
- Have Do Intensive Research ()
- Have Prepare for the End of Days ()
Rewards
Story
This universe is going to hell in a handbasket! I've decided to cut my losses and move whatchacallit. On.
Hattie, no! You can't kill yourself! What will become of the tenants in your apartment building?
Half of them are frozen in Hypnowaves, and the other half are late with the rent. Kajigger 'em all!
I looked up how to write a will and I left all my money to my cats.
How'd you get past the "being of sound mind and body" part?
Asterisks and footnotes, smartass!
Part 2
Description
- Hattie looks for a cat sitter.
Objectives
- Have Show Amy Her Cat ()
- Have Measure Pet Dander ()
Rewards
Story
Hey, Hattie, I heard you're thinking of going all "Thirteen Reasons Why" on us.
Damn right, missy. Will you take care of my cats after I'm gone?
Er... I'd like to, but I'm afraid my apartment building has a no-pets policy.
A no-WHAT whosit? Is there NO shred of decency left in this world?!
Are you feeling any better now, Hattie?
I'm sorry I flew off the handle there, Chinese Martian lady. It's just -- I don't want to live anymore, but I can't leave my cats to fend for themselves. [SNIFF]
Most of 'em have never held a job in their lives.
Emmeline gets a pension from when she was Assistant District Attorney, but the rest would be helpless without me.
Part 3
Description
- Hattie spends quality time.
Objectives
- Have Play With Her Cats ()
- Have Show Apathy ()
Rewards
Story
You! Robot-man! Will you take care of several dozen cats after I end it all?
Cats, eh? If I recall correctly, those belong to the family of crap-producing mammals.
Shut your mouth! That's how they show their whatchacallit! Love!
If that's true of all mammals, I need to reevaluate my relationship with Fry.
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