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Character Goal |
Event |
Lrrr Strikes Back |
Part 1
Description
- Free Waterfall Jr. comes back to life.
Objectives
- Have Live Freely ()
- Have Look Up the Life-Death Continuum ()
Rewards
75 
- 50 Weed
Story
Whuh?!! Aren't you Free Waterfall Jr., the annoying hippie? I thought you died years ago, when Lrrr ate you on TV!
Waterfall Jr.: Right on, old man. Lemme tell you, the afterlife sucks. Everything's perfect, so there's nothing to march around and protest about.
But how could you possibly be alive again? This calls for some research!
Waterfall Jr.: Research? Look, I'm as curious as you are, but if your research is funded by military money, I'm gonna need some posterboard, a stick, and a nice clear marching area.
Waterfall Jr.: It's good to be back.
I figured out why you're alive! The Hypnowave catastrophe seems to have caused a rift in the boundary between life and death -- just large enough for you to squeeze through!
You're like a filth-encrusted Jesus!
Waterfall Jr.: Freaky! It's like a sign the universe still needs me to cure all its problems!
I really think it's more of an accidental--
Waterfall Jr.: Hang tight, universe! I'm rededicating myself to saving you through non-stop, socially conscious mindfulness!
Part 2
Description
- Free Waterfall Jr. does some yoga.
Objectives
- Have Stretch Out ()
- Have Do a Pose ()
Rewards
Story
Waterfall Jr.: I'm on a week-long crusade to reform everything. Step one: free your mind and the rest will follow. So I'm declaring a giant universe-wide yoga pose-a-thon.
I'm in, but that still leaves several trillion other sentient beings. How are you planning to get them to pose?
Waterfall Jr.: Wtih peaceful, loving power of continuous megaphone-assisted badgering.