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Lrrr Strikes Back |
Part 1
Description[]
- Free Waterfall Jr. comes back to life.
Objectives
- Have Free Waterfall Jr. Live Freely (1h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Look Up the Life-Death Continuum (3h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50
75 
Story[ | ]
Whuh?!! Aren't you Free Waterfall Jr., the annoying hippie? I thought you died years ago, when Lrrr ate you on TV!
Right on, old man. Lemme tell you, the afterlife sucks. Everything's perfect, so there's nothing to march around and protest about.
But how could you possibly be alive again? This calls for some research!
Research? Look, I'm as curious as you are, but if your research is funded by military money, I'm gonna need some posterboard, a stick, and a nice clear marching area.
It's good to be back.
I figured out why you're alive! The Hypnowave catastrophe seems to have caused a rift in the boundary between life and death -- just large enough for you to squeeze through!
You're like a filth-encrusted Jesus!
Freaky! It's like a sign the universe still needs me to cure all its problems!
I really think it's more of an accidental--
Hang tight, universe! I'm rededicating myself to saving you through non-stop, socially conscious mindfulness!
Part 2
Description[]
- Free Waterfall Jr. does some yoga.
Objectives
- Have Free Waterfall Jr. Stretch Out (3h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Strike a Pose (5h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50
75
Story[ | ]
I'm on a week-long crusade to reform everything. Step one: free your mind and the rest will follow. So I'm declaring a giant universe-wide yoga pose-a-thon.
I'm in, but that still leaves several trillion other sentient beings. How are you planning to get them to pose?
Wtih peaceful, loving power of continuous megaphone-assisted badgering.
I'm'a have to shut your little yoga party down, hippie.
Fuzz off, fuzz! I got a permit to hold an outdoor assembly.
Yeah, but you're also running an unlicensed yoga studio. That's a class-five misdemeanor.
Class-five refers to the number of beatings I'm allowed to administer. Aw yeah.
Part 3
Description[]
- Free Waterfall Jr. smokes in protest.
Objectives
- Have Free Waterfall Jr. Smoke and Toke (4h 0m 0s)
- Have URL Beat Perps Senseless (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
Violence is not the answer, pig. Come on, join me in celebrating peace and love by lighting up in public.
I'd like to, man, but I'm on duty.
The stuff I'm proposing we light up is not illegal in this jurisdiction.
Yeah, but I got work to do. Department issued me ten confessions, and if I don't find people to sign 'em by five o'clock, they gonna suspend my break room privileges.
Shift's almost over and I got two confessions left. Help an officer out by copping to burglary, my scummy hippie brother?
What are you gonna do, pug? Beat me 'til I sign?
Naw, man, I plan to keep beating you for awhile after that.
Aren't you forgetting that cop camera on your visor?
That ain't official, that's my personal camera. So I can relive my beatings after hours at home. Aw yeah.
Part 4
Description[]
- Free Waterfall Jr. goes against the police.
Objectives
- Have Free Waterfall Jr. Fight Police Brutality (6h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Show Apathy (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
End fuzz brutality! Dismantle the police state now!
Nobody wants fewer police than I do, but I just don't care enough to chant along with you.
Hey, man, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
That's exactly where I want to be.
Hey, man, are you sick and tired of police brutality? If you are, please sign my petition.
We need MORE police brutality. Planet's under attack from undocumented immigrant gang monsters. Can't hardly go out at night without gettin' murdered two or three times.
Really? That's terrible!... Do you have any evidence for that?
Mm-hm. Gut instinct and provably false campaign speeches.
Part 5
Description[]
- Free Waterfall Jr. does not eat meat.
Objectives
- Have Free Waterfall Jr. Protest for Animal Rights (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
No more experiments! No more cages! Meat is murder!
As a mighty robot, I don't need to eat meat.
Right on, Bender! Vegans forever!
Yeah, I only do it 'cause it's fun.
No more experiments! No more cages! Meat is murder!
Perhaps so, but in my experience vegetables are suicide. Say, weren't you planning to reform the universe in a week, starting a week ago?
I know, man! I've been browbeating strangers for days and I haven't improved the universe even slightly! [SNIFF] I'm a complete failure!
Now now, stop blubbering, you complete failure... Look, you keep handing out those xeroxes and I'll go home and free my lab monkey Harold, all right?
Not good enough! Eat some flax seeds too!