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Sharp as a Knife
Icon Character Roberto.png
Story type
Character Goal
Robot Hell On Earth
Previous Goal
Don't Call Him Crazy

Sharp as a Knife is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1


Roberto is on the radar.


  • Have Roberto Fill Up His Money Bags (9h 0m 0s)
  • Have URL Keep the Peace (4h 0m 0s)


  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP


URL If it ain't my old criminally insane friend Roberto. How money times have we run you in and executed you now?

Roberto I lost count after one. Guess I'm like a bad penny -- I keep stabbin' people! A sharp bad penny.

Roberto So, you wanna arrest me now, or wait 'til I do something crazy?

URL Shift's almost over. Take a walk around the block, then do whatever the hell you want.

URL Aw, Roberto! If you gotta stab, can you do it in a different precinct? A dead body means a whole night of paperwork for me.

Roberto But my psychotic episodes are much more vivid in this precinct.

Roberto When I go crazy in the financial district, all I wanna do is buy uncovered options contracts.

URL [SIGH] At least help me dump the body somewhere else. I didn't become a cop just to do homework.

Roberto Body-dumpin'? Let's go, man! That's like stabbin' without the repetitive arm motions!

Part 2


Roberto looks for his next victim.



  • 20 Robot Soul 100 XP


Roberto Okay, Gypsy lady, I paid you good stolen money. Now tell me who I'm gonna stab tonight.

Robot Gypsy Your next victim will be your own senses of pity and compassion.

Roberto I stabbed them dudes a long time ago! Okay, who do I gotta stab to get my money back?

Robot Gypsy Umm... my service technician. His name is on the label on the cash box.

Roberto Hey -- I guess this is a lot like pimpin'!

Robot Gypsy Yes, except that, rather than having sex with you or anybody else, I foretell horrifying futures.

Robot Gypsy In fact, here's one now: try and smack me around and I swear, I'll fall over on you.

Part 3


Roberto finds Bender.



  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP


Roberto Bender? You're a ghost now? I don't remember stabbing you.

Ghost Bender The Robot Devil did this to me. I'm trying to get it undone.

Roberto Robot Devil? That's crazy talk!

Roberto So I understand you perfectly.

Ghost Bender Have you ever thought about maybe not stabbing everyone all the time?

Roberto What kind of question is that?

Ghost Bender It's a desperate attempt to keep you from getting excited.

Roberto Oh, I got meds that keep me from gettin' excited!

Roberto But you're a ghost, so I don't see how I'm gonna get you to take 'em.

Part 4


Roberto is on the loose.


  • Have Roberto Rob the Joint (3h 0m 0s)


  • 20 Robot Soul 100 XP


URL I gotta take you in, Roberto. There's been an outbreak of stabbings on my watch. A outbreak's defined as anywhere between 20 and 30.

Roberto But I stabbed 55 people!

URL Oh, 55 is a rash of stabbings. That's much better.

Roberto What difference does it make?

URL For you, nothing. For me, it means a dozen cupcakes from the Commissioner. Aw yeah.

Roberto I ain't going to jail, fuzz! You'll have to kill me first.

URL Yeah, I was planning on doing that.

Roberto Aw, please, spare me! I got a wife and child at home I haven't stabbed yet!

URL Oh, I ain't fallin' for that.

Roberto It's true! I swear on my stabbed mother's grave!

URL [SIGH] Okay, look, give me their name and address, and after I kill you and take you downtown, I'll go stab 'em myself.

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