We're Getting Mutants in the MCU - The Loop

Robot of the Night
Icon Character Hookerbot.png
Story type
Character Goal
Robot Hell On Earth
Previous Goal
Pay to Play

Robot of the Night is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1


Hookerbot solicits a cop.


  • Have URL Get Oiled Up (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Run a Scam Dating Service (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Hookerbot Show Off Her Moves (2h 0m 0s)



Icon Character URL.png Hands behind your back! You're coming with me.

Icon Character Hookerbot.png But prostitution is legal in New New York!

Icon Character URL.png Really? Huh... I'm gonna have to check that out.

Icon Character URL.png You got any idea how I can find out what the laws are in this city?

Icon Character URL.png Turns out you were right. Prostitution's a victimless crime. Like perp-beating. And both of 'em are legal here.

Icon Character URL.png So I'm letting you go. Just don't let me catch you not soliciting money for sex.

Icon Character Hookerbot.png Thanks, Officer. You want a freebie?

Icon Character URL.png I'm a cop, lady! I can't accept a bribe! I'll do it with ya, but ya gotta charge me the same as everybody else.

Part 2


Hookerbot tries to steal Amy's man.


  • Have Hookerbot Pull Out the Oil (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Kif Begrudgingly Watch Stripperbots (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Curse in Cantonese (8h 0m 0s)



Icon Character Hookerbot.png Hey, green sailor! I can rock your Amphibiosan world.

Icon Character Kif.png I don't think my girlfriend would like that very much.

Icon Character Hookerbot.png Can your girlfriend inflate you like a balloon, honey?

Icon Character Kif.png Yes, she can. After we had sex on Thanksgiving morning, she flew me in the Macy's parade.

Icon Character Amy.png Hey, Hookerbot! Have you been soliciting my Kiffy?

Icon Character Hookerbot.png Look, lady, I'm just trying to make ends meet.

Icon Character Amy.png Yeah, I'm well aware that certain sex acts involve making ends meet!

Icon Character Hookerbot.png Eww! You have such a dirty mind.

Part 3


Hookerbot tries to get kinky.


  • Have Professor Complain About Prices ()
  • Have Fry Get Robot Lap Dance (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Hookerbot Do Door-to-Door Sales (8h 0m 0s)



Icon Character The Professor.png You there -- mechanical prostitute. I've discovered something fascinating about the origin of the word "hookerbot"!

Icon Character The Professor.png It's derived from Joseph Hookerbot, a general in the Sithal War. It seems robotrollops used to follow his army about the galaxy, entertaining the troops.

Icon Character Hookerbot.png Interesting! Wanna do it?

Icon Character The Professor.png Indeed I do! If by "it" you mean research the etymology of synonyms for "prostitute".

Icon Character Hookerbot.png How 'bout you, red? You looking for a good time?

Icon Character Fry.png When am I NOT looking for a good time?

Icon Character Hookerbot.png Between 8 and 9 in the morning, according to the Central Prostitute Client Database.

Icon Character Fry.png Wow, those Fitbits record everything!

Part 4


Hookerbot offers a discount.


  • Have Hookerbot Offer the Deluxe Package (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Dance with Plunger (8h 0m 0s)



Icon Character Hookerbot.png I got something you can clean, Mr. Janitor.

Icon Character Scruffy.png Scruffy ain't never paid for it in his life!

Icon Character Scruffy.png I have, however, paid way too much for magazines depictin' it.

Icon Character Scruffy.png Penny wise, pound foolish, I s'pose.

Icon Character Hookerbot.png You sure you don't want a taste? Last chance for a discount.

Icon Character Scruffy.png Scruffy's gonna pass. But I'll leave you with this final thought...

Icon Character Scruffy.png Ther's lots of organizations out there workin' hard to help you give up your evil ways and tread the path of righteousness.

Icon Character Scruffy.png If one of them approaches you, just walk away.

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