| Robot of the Night | |
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Story type |
Character Goal |
Event |
Robot Hell On Earth |
Previous Goal |
Pay to Play |
Robot of the Night is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
Part 1
Description[]
- Hookerbot solicits a cop.
Objectives
- Have URL Get Oiled Up (6h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Run a Scam Dating Service (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Hookerbot Show Off Her Moves (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 5
50 
Story[]
Hands behind your back! You're coming with me.
But prostitution is legal in New New York!
Really? Huh... I'm gonna have to check that out.
You got any idea how I can find out what the laws are in this city?
Turns out you were right. Prostitution's a victimless crime. Like perp-beating. And both of 'em are legal here.
So I'm letting you go. Just don't let me catch you not soliciting money for sex.
Thanks, Officer. You want a freebie?
I'm a cop, lady! I can't accept a bribe! I'll do it with ya, but ya gotta charge me the same as everybody else.
Part 2
Description[]
- Hookerbot tries to steal Amy's man.
Objectives
- Have Hookerbot Pull Out the Oil (1h 0m 0s)
- Have Kif Begrudgingly Watch Stripperbots (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Curse in Cantonese (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 20
100
Story[]
Hey, green sailor! I can rock your Amphibiosan world.
I don't think my girlfriend would like that very much.
Can your girlfriend inflate you like a balloon, honey?
Yes, she can. After we had sex on Thanksgiving morning, she flew me in the Macy's parade.
Hey, Hookerbot! Have you been soliciting my Kiffy?
Look, lady, I'm just trying to make ends meet.
Yeah, I'm well aware that certain sex acts involve making ends meet!
Eww! You have such a dirty mind.
Part 3
Description[]
- Hookerbot tries to get kinky.
Objectives
- Have Professor Complain About Prices ()
- Have Fry Get Robot Lap Dance (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Hookerbot Do Door-to-Door Sales (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 5 50
Story[]
You there -- mechanical prostitute. I've discovered something fascinating about the origin of the word "hookerbot"!
It's derived from Joseph Hookerbot, a general in the Sithal War. It seems robotrollops used to follow his army about the galaxy, entertaining the troops.
Interesting! Wanna do it?
Indeed I do! If by "it" you mean research the etymology of synonyms for "prostitute".
How 'bout you, red? You looking for a good time?
When am I NOT looking for a good time?
Between 8 and 9 in the morning, according to the Central Prostitute Client Database.
Wow, those Fitbits record everything!
Part 4
Description[]
- Hookerbot offers a discount.
Objectives
Rewards[]
- 20 100
Story[]
I got something you can clean, Mr. Janitor.
Scruffy ain't never paid for it in his life!
I have, however, paid way too much for magazines depictin' it.
Penny wise, pound foolish, I s'pose.
You sure you don't want a taste? Last chance for a discount.
Scruffy's gonna pass. But I'll leave you with this final thought...
Ther's lots of organizations out there workin' hard to help you give up your evil ways and tread the path of righteousness.
If one of them approaches you, just walk away.
