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Pure Pleasure is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. This is a personal side goal that opens when you receive Hedonismbot as a reward for logging in five days in a row.
Part 1
Description[]
- Hedonismbot satisfies his sweet tooth.
Objectives
- Have Hedonismbot Satisfy His Appetite (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300
200 
Story[]
You there -- where might I procure some ripe fruit? I need two young kumquats, three adult mangoes and a peach. It's my poker night.
Sorry, Hedonismbot. Hypnowaves have disrupted the city's power supply chain.
Then I fear I must make a whirlwind trip to China, Mexico and Georgia. Care to... accompany me?
That's just where I was headed! I need a gong, a sombrero and a Jimmy Carter bobblehead for MY poker night!
I can't believe you ate all that fruit in under a minute.
Speed-gorging oneself upon whole fruit is the acme of gustatory decadence. You simply must try it!
I wish I could. But my stupid body has to chew everything before I eat it.
I can image no fate more cruel.
Part 2
Description[]
- Hedonismbot gets greasy.
Objectives
- Have Hedonismbot Oil Himself (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[]
I am in search of an oiling partner, Professor. My regular co-lubricant got vigorously sucked into a wormhole. Would you care to... join me?
Oiling, eh? Well, I do suffer from a chronically dry epidermis...
Oh, we'll have you out of that old thing in a minute.
Dear God, Hedonismbot, must you grease yourself in public?!
Why, yes! Cavorting before witnesses is half the pleasure.
But I'm one of your witnesses, and we're all utterly revolted!
And that's the other half of the pleasure.
Part 3
Description[]
- Scruffy deals with Hedonismbot's mess.
Objectives
- Have Hedonismbot Slather Tomato Sauce on Himself (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Scruffy Mop for Free (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[]
I heard about you. You're that deviant robot what gets wrote up in all the porno magazines.
I do have a good press agent!
"Press agent." Scruffy admires the way you make ever'thing sound dirty. I been known to toss off a double entendre or two, but you take the cake.
"Take the cake." Let's see ya out-double-entendre taht one, fat boy.
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Part 4
Description[]
- Hedonismbot scares Amy.
Objectives
- Have Hedonismbot Discuss Taboo Topics (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Hang Out with Bad Boys (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[]
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Part 5
Description[]
- Hedonismbot cheers up Bender.
Objectives
- Have Hedonismbot Titillate the Senses (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Receive a Laptop Dance (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[]
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Whooo! I don't know what we just did, but it sure was sexy! We should hang out more often!
As it happens, Bender, I do have an opening for a manservant.
How do you do it? Every damn word out of your mouth has a second dirty meaning!
Part 6
Description[]
- Hedonismbot expands his circle.
Objectives
- Have Hedonismbot Call for Adventurous Volunteers (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Kif Write in His Diary (30m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[]
Pardon me, young green military man, can you show me the way to the nearest SexDonalds?
I...uh... Oh boy! I'm not sure...
Ah, a shy one! Very well, can I show YOU the way to the nearest SexDonalds?
I, uh, well... I suppose I SHOULD know where it is...in case of a sexmergency...
Thank you for volunteering to bathe me.
I didn't volunteer. You blackmailed me by threatening to tell my girlfriend I'd been to a SexDonalds!
And what if I did? I think you'll agree the ends justify the means...
For God's sake, stop saying things that are relevant to the topic but remind everybody of non-traditional sex!
