|Linda van Schoonhoven|
|The Zapp Brannigan Event|
|Breaking News! |
Linda's Special Attack fills up faster than normal. If Morbo is in the crew, she has a 50% chance to double attack.
|Doctor Exposé |
If Linda's health is below 50%, her basic attack has a 50% chance to give a random ally a healing aura that heals for 15% of their max HP for 1 turn.
|Star Struck |
Linda has a 20% chance to Stun a target for 2 turns. If her health is above 80%, she has a 30% chance to counter attack.
Linda van Schoonhoven is a female human, probably originating from Los Angeles, USA, Earth. She is a widely known television presenter, and co-hosts several shows on Channel √2, most prominently, the news, with Morbo. Linda frequently laughs at very serious threats from him, and often describes news in a cheery way no matter how tragic it is, examples include the imminent destruction of New New York by a giant ball of garbage and a dark matter oil spill on Pluto. She also laughed at and commented on the death of a news reporter in a hovercopter crash.
She is always seen with blonde hair and a futuristic pink dress. She is an alcoholic, and without alcohol is unable to cope with her children, her newscasting and life in general.
See the full biography at The Infosphere.
Linda can be purchased from the shop for 35 Linda Disks during Week 1 of The Zapp Brannigan Event. She costs 390 to unlock, and an additional 975 to fully upgrade (Total: 1,365).
Promotions use Linda Disks instead of badges. The Nixonbucks cost is the same (see Levels for costs).
Related links: Characters - Levels - Passives
Influencers: Elzar - Golden Bender - Hermes - Hyper-Chicken - LaBarbara - Nightlife Amy - Scruffy - The Robot Mayor
Event Influencers: Bachelor Fry - Bee Bender - Cartridge Unit - Crushinator - Doc Lobster - Dwayne - Fanny - Father Changstein El-Gamal - Ghost Bender - Glab - Gynecaladriel - Ignus - Midlife Crisis Lrrr - Money Suit Zoidberg - Monique - Ndnd - Power Suit Amy - Robot 1-XS - Robot 1-XS Rose Gold - Robot 1-XS Space Black - Robot Gypsy - Santa Claus Bender - Santa's Aides - Shakespeare Calculon - Slurm Duke Fry
The Zapp Brannigan Event Characters: Admiral Chu - Bathrobe Zapp - Florp - Linda - Morbo - Motherly Mom - Nylar 4 Ambassador