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Linda van Schoonhoven
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Breaking News!
Linda's Special Attack fills up faster than normal. If Morbo is in the crew, she has a 50% chance to double attack.
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Doctor Exposé
If Linda's health is below 50%, her basic attack has a 50% chance to give a random ally a healing aura that heals for 15% of their max HP for 1 turn.
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Linda has a 20% chance to Stun a target for 2 turns. If her health is above 80%, she has a 30% chance to counter attack.
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Linda is a character available during Week 1 of The Zapp Brannigan Event.


Linda van Schoonhoven is a female human, probably originating from Los Angeles, USA, Earth. She is a widely known television presenter, and co-hosts several shows on Channel √2, most prominently, the news, with Morbo. Linda frequently laughs at very serious threats from him, and often describes news in a cheery way no matter how tragic it is, examples include the imminent destruction of New New York by a giant ball of garbage and a dark matter oil spill on Pluto. She also laughed at and commented on the death of a news reporter in a hovercopter crash.

She is always seen with blonde hair and a futuristic pink dress. She is an alcoholic, and without alcohol is unable to cope with her children, her newscasting and life in general.

See the full biography at The Infosphere.

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Linda can be purchased from the shop for 35 Linda Disks Linda Disks during Week 1 of The Zapp Brannigan Event. She costs 390Purple Hearts to unlock, and an additional 975Purple Hearts to fully upgrade (Total: 1,365Purple Hearts).


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Purchase for 65Purple Hearts from the shop.


Promotions use Linda Disks instead of badges. The Nixonbucks cost is the same (see Levels for costs).

Rank 2: 10 Linda Disks Linda Disks
Rank 3: 40 Linda Disks Linda Disks
Rank 4: 100 Linda Disks Linda Disks

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Related links: Characters - Levels - Passives
Influencers: Elzar - Golden Bender - Hermes - Hyper-Chicken - LaBarbara - Nightlife Amy - Scruffy - The Robot Mayor
Event Influencers: Bachelor Fry - Bee Bender - Cartridge Unit - Crushinator - Doc Lobster - Dwayne - Fanny - Father Changstein El-Gamal - Ghost Bender - Glab - Gynecaladriel - Ignus - Midlife Crisis Lrrr - Money Suit Zoidberg - Monique - Ndnd - Power Suit Amy - Robot 1-XS - Robot 1-XS Rose Gold - Robot 1-XS Space Black - Robot Gypsy - Santa Claus Bender - Santa's Aides - Shakespeare Calculon - Slurm Duke Fry
The Zapp Brannigan Event Characters: Admiral Chu - Bathrobe Zapp - Florp - Linda - Morbo - Motherly Mom - Nylar 4 Ambassador