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|3. Let's Be Careful Up There|
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End of Mission Enemies
- 1 Giga Career Chip
- 1 Giga Robot Chip
- 1 Giga Science Chip
- 60 (30 after first completion)
- 50 (20 after first completion)
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URL: When I'm done with you, you'll be beating suspects like a veteran.
Moon Patrol: We already do that with our park guests.
URL: Sweaty tourists in board shorts and bucket hats ain't much of a challenge. You've got a lot to learn. Aw yeah.
URL: I've taught you everything I know. Now go out and patrol the universe.
Moon Patrol: The universe? That's a pretty big place.
URL: Well then split up.
URL: Now be careful out there. Aww yeah.
URL whips his patrol into shape.
Location: Occurs at the third node.
URL: I'm here to whip you moon cops in shape. Aw yeah.
Moon Patrol: We don't take orders from Earth cops who never worked the dark side of the Moon.
URL: C'mon baby. It's all the same book. Only thing that matters is how you turn the pages.
Moon Patrol: We turn 'em with our billy clubs. But we're on board. For now...
Moon Patrol:You did an impressive job interrogating that single-celled subject.
Moon Patrol:We've received reports of a Decapodian scam artist selling fake tickets to the Butterfly Derby!
URL takes down a scammer.
URL and the Moon Patrol approach a Decapodian scam artist.
You boys looking for a good time? Because if you're not, I can sell ya tickets to the Butterfly Derby.
Choice 1: Try to seduce her. Grrrrrr. (Requires Fry)
I could be persuaded to purchase those scalped tickets.
Wait, what's with the helmet siren? Are you a cop?
Choice 2: Give up the ruse.
Nah, baby, it's just a blaring fashion statement. Would a cop do this...?
Choice 3: Jaywalk (in style) across the street.
You sure proved me wrong. Still want those tickets?
Fooled you, baby. I AM a cop. A highly fashionable cop at that. Aww yeah.
Moon Patrol:And we didn't have to beat anyone.
Moon Patrol:My Earth helmet doesn't fit.
Time to play bad cop.
URL spots a human-sized paramecium wandering the moon. He investigates.
- Excuse me, miss. What's a single-celled organism doing on the surface of Earth's moon?
- Certainly not plotting humanity's destruction. Unless that's what you're into.
- What was that about humanity's destruction?
- I got nothin' further to say withou my moon lawyer.
Tell it to the moon judge. Awww yeah.
A moon jury convicts the creature of plotting to destroy humanity. You get a commendation.
Moon Patrol:We found our missing person!
Moon Patrol:I will?
Attack of the Space Pirates
Moon Patrol:Space pirates are robbing ships all over the galaxy.
Moon Patrol:You're not gonna help?
They may see like guys in funny costumes...
After arriving at the Pirate Base, URL and Moon Patrol encounter space pirates.
URL: We got space pirates all up in here. This is not okay. Awww no. Let's make a plan.
- Sneak up on them. +6
- Direct assault. -20
Moon Patrol:But they're still at-large.