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Story type
Main Goal
Lrrr Strikes Back
Next Goal
The Anti-Omicron Force
Next Side Goals:
Death by 1000 Omicronians

Part 1


Lrrr invades earth.


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Lrrr Citizens of Earth! I am Lrrr, ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8. And I am here to announce your invasion by me!

Nixon Agnew As President of this great planet, I have just two words for you: "Arrooo!" and "Why?"

Lrrr the Earthican Fry took the artifact I was using to steal satellite TV. Now the only channel I get is C-Span9. Nothing but round-the-clock ugly state legislators!

Lrrr And not even the interesting states!

Fry Lrrr just set up a military base in Ventral Park. And he's still mad about the artifact I took.

The Professor What shall we do -- sacrifice you as an apology?

Fry Why is sacrificing me always your first idea?

The Professor Because the big stone altar I bought 20 years ago is still just gathering dust.

Part 2


Omicronian Birds wreak havoc.



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Lrrr I have released the Omicronian Birds. Soon they shall wreak havoc upon New New York.

Ndnd I told you not to bring those birds. They squawk all night and leave droppings everywhere.

Lrrr If you have better havoc-wreaking ideas, you should have attended the planning meeting.

Ndnd Perhaps I would, if you held them somewhere other than the Golden Corral!

Nixon Agnew Look, Fry, Lrrr's put a bounty on your head. Do the right thing and turn yourself in, or I'll have to do something sneaky.

Fry You're going to have Headless Agnew hand me over? You wouldn't!

Nixon Agnew You're right. It would hurt the planet to involve the Vice-President in such dirty tricks.

Nixon Agnew To preserve deniability, I'll make the dancing skeleton of G. Gordon Liddy do it.

Part 3


The assimilation begins.



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Lrrr Commence cultural assimilation of planet Earth! We shall start by replacing your Earth buildings with traditional Omicronian architecture!

The Professor You can't just come in here and build whatever you want, all willy-nilly!

Lrrr Maybe not willy. But nilly? Definitely! Perhaps you do not understand the concept of being conquered!

The Professor And maybe YOU don't understand the concept of angry old man!

The Professor The Omicronians have planted their ugly bioluminescent weed everywhere. can you do anything about the mess, Scruffy?

Scruffy I'm a janitor. I don't work outside. You want weedin', best call my sister Duffy, the gardener.

The Professor Why, Scruffy, I didn't know you had a sister! What other personal details have you been hiding from us?

Scruffy None. I'm a janitor, I got a sister, I like porn, end of story. Mm-hmmm.

Part 4


New New York is terrorized.



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Amy This invasion is getting out of hand. Omicronians are walking the streets intimidating everyone.

The Professor They have not once intimidated me.

Amy They gave you a swirly in the restroom!

The Professor Pfft! I had that swirly scheduled for months. The Omicronians just happen to be the ones to administer it.

The Professor I have a theory. Perhaps we can use their bioluminescent weed to disorient the Omicronians and drive them off the planet--

Amy You had me at "I have a theory". How can I help?

The Professor By collecting a huge amount of the weed and forming it into long cylindrical bales. Perhaps you could wrap them in some type of slow-burning paper for easy transport.

The Professor You know, in certain respects, this Omicronian weed is a lot like marijuana!

Part 5


Bender goes into construction



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Lrrr You there! Why are you not making yourself useful by building Omicronian structures?

Bender Because with one exception, I avoid all forms of being useful. so unless you need someone to bend girders for your precious Omicronian buildings, buzz off!

Lrrr Actually, that's exactly what we need for our precious Omicronian buildings.

Bender Me and my stupid firmware.

Amy What's wrong, Bender?

Bender It's that dumb Lrrr. He's been making me build stuff left and right.

Amy What?! You've been treasonously assisting our enemies?

Bender Hey, I guess I have! Thanks, Amy. I feel a lot better.

Part 6


Fry goes on the run.



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Bender Hey, Fry, why are you in your underwear?

Bachelor Fry Shhh! Not so loud! I'm hiding from Lrrr until he forgets about me.

Bender How does being half-naked help?

Bachelor Fry Women always tell me I'm a lot less memorable with my clothes off.

Bachelor Fry I can't live in my underwear for the rest of my life. We have to fight back! We need to make the Omicronians leave Earth!

Bender Why?

Bachelor Fry Because this is our planet! We can't just surrender!

Bender No, I mean, why can't you live in your underwear for the rest of your life?

Bachelor Fry Because Grandma made me promise right before she died.

Part 7


The crew fights back.



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Bachelor Fry Your plan is working, Professor! Under the influence of their native weed, the Omicronians are being tricked into leaving!

The Professor Indeed. Strange, isn't it, how such a might race can fall prey to such a tiny weakness...

The Professor Well, let's go vape, pop some opioids, and check our social media feeds for a few hours.

Bachelor Fry The Professor's plan is working! That means I don't have to worry about anybody turning me over to Lrrr!

Bender You're such a wuss. Nobody was going to turn you in. Why would they bother?

Bachelor Fry I was afraid somebody might do it for the money.

Bender The what now?

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