Go East, Old Man

Northern Explosure

Go East, Old Man

Monster Bash

3. Go East, Old Man
Details
Planet:	Earth
Required Character:	Leg Mutant, The Professor
Recommended Level:	17
Number of Paths:	4
Previous Mission:	Northern Explosure
Next Mission:	Monster Bash

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The crew sets up the last Methane Densifyer.

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Go East, Old Man is the third mission on Earth. Both Leg Mutant and The Professor are required to enter this mission.

Rewards

Repeat Rewards	First Time Rewards
4 Giga Captain Chip	4 Giga Captain Chip
4 Giga Career Chip	4 Giga Career Chip
4 Giga Science Chip	4 Giga Science Chip
90 Hypnotons	180 Hypnotons
100 XP	150 XP
100% Completion
5
Combat Rewards
45 20

Paths

Path	Fuel	Path Locks	Helpful Characters	Combats	Interactions
1	23	None	18, 17	5	2
2	22	None	18, 17	7	2
3	19	None	None	3	2
4	21	None	18, 18	6	2

Map

Space Interactions

1. State of the Donation

Paths 1-2, node 1

Open your heart and your wallet, and donate one of them.

Before Agreeing to Help

It's Mutant Raoul again. What could he possibly want this time?

Hello again, friend. The Mutant Relief Fund desperately needs your help. A special reward might be in order if you do.

1. Choice:
   1. Agree. (6)
   2. Disagree. (6, end)
2. Choice:
   1. Donate happily. (-400: 1 giga robot )
   2. Negotiate a better deal cheerfully. (Requires Lv17 : )
   3. Pass joyfully. (6, end)

After Agreeing to Help

You're approached once again by Mutant Raoul. He can't get enough of you.

The Lake Mutagenic Relief Fund is a sewer-wide effort to ease Hypno-related suffering. You look like you wanna donate.

1. Choice:
   1. Yup. (6)
   2. Nope. (6, end)
2. Choice:
   1. Take the deal. (-400: 1 giga robot )
   2. Steal a fingernail for Vyolet. (Requires L18 Burglar Bender: Raoul's nail clipping)
      1. Take the deal. (-400: 1 giga robot )
      2. Steer clear. (6)
   3. Leave the deal. (6)

2. No Shrinking Vyolet

Path 3, node 1

If you hadn't helped her the first time, she wouldn't be asking again.

Before Agreeing to Help

While exploring, you see Mutant Vyolet again. She's all over (the sewers).

1. Choice:
   1. Engage her. (6)
   2. Ignore her. (6)
2. Choice:
   1. Be helpful, even if you're not. (6,end)
   2. Which bit character was he again? (6)
3. Choice:
   1. Uhh, okay. (6)
   2. Bail, bail, bail! (6)

After Agreeing to Help

Surprised to find Vyolet waiting for you again? Pay closer attention.

Took you long enough! Got what I asked for?

1. Choice:
   1. Maybe. (6)
      1. Oh yeah, that "what!" (6, end)
      2. Oh no, that "what." (6, end)
   2. Nope. (6, end)
   3. Yup. (-Raoul's nail clipping : 3 giga science)

3. Cat-astrophic Loss

Path 4, node 1

If you hear a sudden noise, it's probably just the missing cat.

You see a reward poster for the Turanga family cat.

1. Choice:
   1. Search a nearby alley. (76% chance: 2 giga career; fail -100)
   2. Question a nearby spinster. (Requires Lv18 : 2 giga career)
   3. Give a nearby shrug. (6, end)
2. Choice:
   1. Nope, not falling for this.
   2. Smell for authenticity. (76% chance: 2 giga career)
   3. Fearlessly follow the trail. (Requires Lv18 : 4 giga career + 250, end)
3. Choice:
   1. Dive for it. (76% chance: 2 mega delivery)
   2. Lay a trap for it.

4. Sewer Rat in a Maze

All paths, last node

Don't bother leaving a trail of breadcrumbs. You're not coming back.

The Professor needs to set up a Methane Densifyer. Don't ask why.

You approach a maze of sewer tunnels. They're dim, like anyone who'd choose to enter them.

1. Take the straight and narrow path. (6)
   1. You lean left. (6)
      1. This graffiti won't lead you astray. (6, end → 18)
      2. Slide down the ladder. Wheee! (6, end → 18)
   2. You turn out all right. (2 giga career )
      1. This graffiti won't lead you astray. (6, end → 12 + 2 giga career )
      2. Use your tunnel vision. (2 giga career, end → 6 + 4 giga career )
2. Crawl through a side tunnel. (6)
   1. Mind the right gap. (2 giga career)
      1. This graffiti won't lead you astray. (6, end → 12 + 2 giga career )
      2. Use your tunnel vision. (2 giga career, end → 6 + 4 giga career )
   2. Keep crawling forward. (6)
      1. Doggy paddle down a tunnel. (2 giga career )
         1. This graffiti won't lead you astray. (6, end → 18 + 2 giga career )
         2. Use your tunnel vision. (2 giga career , end → 12 + 4 giga career )
      2. Wade across the shallow end. (-20, end → -8)
      3. Climb the antisocial ladder.
         1. Pry it up and crawl under. (go back to 2.2)
         2. Take the easy other way out. (6, end → 24)
   3. Take what's left. (6)
      1. Pry it up and crawl under.
         1. Doggy paddle down a tunnel. (2 giga career )
            1. This graffiti won't lead you astray. (6, end → 18 + 2 giga career )
            2. Use your tunnel vision. (2 giga career , end → 12 + 4 giga career )
         2. Wade across the shallow end. (-20, end → -2)
         3. Climb the antisocial ladder. (6, go back to 2.3.1).
      2. Take the easy other way out. (6, end → 18)

Story

The Adventures of Leg Mutant and the Professor continue!

Stop goofing around and get with the program!

The correct billing is "The Adventures of the Professor and Leg Mutant"!

Combat at node 1 begins.

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To get to our destination, we'll have to pass through a series of dark unlit tunnels.

How am I supposed to stay with you?

Just follow the sound of my footstep.

It's distinctively monotonous.

#4. Sewer Rat in a Maze Space Interaction begins.

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Uh oh! A mob of mutants is blocking our pathway. We'll have to fight them.

Can't you just talk to them? Aren't they your friends?

Wow. Just...wow. You assume all mutants know each other?

I'm a doddering old fool! I assume everybody who isn't me knows each other! And that they're all out to get me!

Combat at end of the mission begins.

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We've stabilized the methane eruptions. The aftershocks are finally over.

Good! I can finally shave in peace.

You shave yourself, Leg Mutant?

Yeah, on weekends I enjoy cross-dressing. So what?

Enemy Sprites

Tapeworm	Mutant Squid	Sewer Rat
Mouth Mutant	Mr. Astor