Death by 1000 Omicronians | |
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Story type |
Side Goal |
Event |
Lrrr Strikes Back |
Previous Goal |
Invasion Nation |
Part 1
Description[]
- Nixon asks for a favor.
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Space Invaders"
Rewards[]
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Professor, I've decided to send your crew into battle against the Omicronians.
Why not send the Earthican army?
Because it got swallowed up in that catastrophic transdimensional rift your opened!
I did that?... Well, it appears I haven't lost my touch.
Thanks for fighting for your planet, Amy.
Technically, my planet is Mars. But I'm willing to fight for Earth because they sell the best makeup.
You're preaching to the choir.
Part 2
Description[]
- Professor sends his crew to fight
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Omicronian Assault"
Rewards[]
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Fry, I have an important message. Do you remember your president, Nixon?
If he's complaining about those bills I have to pay--
No, that was yesterday, remember? Today he's commanding you and the crew to mount a space attack against the Omicronians.
Well, orders are orders, I guess. Did the PResident mention whether I had to wear pants?
No, he was strangely silent on the topic.
I almost didn't make it back from that mission alive!
In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to go into space pantsless.
Yes, you'd think we all would've learned that lesson after Apollo 13.
Part 3
Description[]
- Teh Omicronians get pushed back.
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Cease and Resist"
Rewards[]
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If we don't push back against the Omicronian advances, we're doomed.
When a guy makes unwanted advances to me, I push back bu putting him politely into the "Friend Zone".
It's a nice idea, Amy, but the Friend Zone is in a completely different quadrant of the galaxy.
I know that. I was really just trying to suggest you put your pants back on.
Thanks for looking out for me during that mission, Bender.
C'mon, buddy, you know Bender's always got your back. That's where you keep your wallet.
Aha! You finally figured out the real reason I started going pantsless!
Really? So where do you keep your wallet?
Part 4
Description[]
- Nixon commends the crew.
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Curfew Breakers"
Rewards[]
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For your collective service, I'd like to present the Planet Express crew with my highest award: the Nixon Medal of Secret Honor.
Hmm. They're identical to the regular Medal of Honor, except they're green.
That's moss. Agnew had to rob a couple graves at Arlington to find them.
The crew is exhausted, Professor. Can we take a night off from fighting for our freedom and go clubbing?
Clubbing? In case you'd forgotten, the Omicronian curfew dusk-to-dawn is still in effect.
Fine, we'll keep fighting. But only long enough to get our nightlife back!
Freedom can wait 'til after the disco.
Part 5
Description[]
- Scruffy is ready to serve.
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Bare Knuckle Shooting"
Rewards[]
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Scruffy's ready to fight for his planet. Can't wait to tear the head offa one of them alien reptiles with my bare hands. Mm-hm.
Good man. But I think your maintenance skills would be put to better use in combat support.
Suit yourself. All I'm sayin' is, one way or another, someone's gonna get their head torn off.
Scruffy roughed up them aliens good. Mm-hmmm.
I recognize that tone, Scruffy, and no, you're not getting a raise.
Why does ever'body always forget how rich I am?
Part 6
Description[]
- The robots prepare.
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Head Palpitations"
Rewards[]
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As a car salesman, you must know a lot about strategy. How would you deal with the Omicronians?
Simple: offer to surrender unconditionally.
I'm not finished. When they accept, you tell them you just have to get your manager to okay the offer, and you leave them stewing for fifteen minutes.
Then you come back and kill them.
Well, this is where we part ways. But we'll always be brothers in arms. And I'm sure I'll see you at the Anti-Omicronian Resistance reunions.
Yeah, but let's wait a minute 'til no one's watching.
Part 7
Description[]
- Professor issues a warning
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Popplerama"
Rewards[]
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Remember, when you land on the Omicronian nursery planet, be sure not to eat any delicious popplers.
You're the only crew member who owns a bib with a picture of a poppler on it!
I sure worked up an appetite while not eating those Popplers all day. Can you get me a salad?
What?! Fry, are you feeling all right?
C'mon, I eat salads sometimes!
It's not that. I can't believe you asked me to get you something.
Part 8
Description[]
- URL kicks some butt.
Objectives
- Complete the mission "Unguarded"
Rewards[]
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Mind if this bad-ass cop joins your little mission?
Aren't you guys supposed to be enforcing Lrrr's curfew?
We did our job too well. The streets are so empty, doesn't take more than four cops to patrol the whole city.
It's lonely out there with nobody to talk to or beat up.
Thanks, Bender. I needed to kick some Omicronian butt.
You're welcome. Anything to enable violence.
"Anything to enable violence." That has a nice ring to it.
I'm gonna ask the chief to get that painted on our squad cars, in place of "To Serve and Protect".
Part 9
Description[]
- Bender plans to sell some Popplers.
Objectives
Rewards[]
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I've got a plan to steal some Popplers and sell them on the black market.
Popplers, Omicronian Weed... is there anything you won't sell on the black market?
Yes there is. I would never sell children.
You make more renting them out to factories.
I threw your cargo of Popplers off the ship before we took off.
What?! How dare you! I was counting on selling them to fund a few hours of retirement!
We'll be lucky if Lrrr doesn't kill us just for having brought them on board!
Eh, you gave 'em back. He won't care.
He will if he finds out I ate a couple!