Cost of Greed is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Robot Gypsy gives an ominous warning.
- Have Robot Gypsy Foretell Grim Fates (6h)
- Have URL Write Some Tickets (2h)
- 5 50
Alright, lady, you're coming downtown. You're under arrest for second-degree false predicting.
Fool! My predictions always come true eventually. And now I foresee the coming of Robot Hell on Earth!
Maybe, maybe not. I'm still runnin' ya in.
Hang on, hang on! I also foresee that you will meet a very sexy gypsy lady who likes men in uniform.
I'll be on the lookout for her. Right after I book you. Aw, yeah.
Once the darkness envelops us all, there will be no safe haven for you to take shelter!
You expect me to believe that crap? I'm a cop, lady.
Magda the Gypsybot is never wrong! Especially not with cops!
I'm particularly good at predicting what will happen to cops who only have a week until retirement.
- Bender wishes for a billion dollars.
- 5 75
Okay, Beelzebot, here's my wish: I wish I had a billion dollars.
I can certainly hook you up with that! But of course I'll want something in return.
Anything. Unless it's a billion dollars.
Nothing so difficult. I'll merely need you to exhume the corpses of dead robots and harvest their spare parts!
I thought you were gonna ask for something hard!
Thanks to you, Bender, my robot army is now powered by the parts of undead robots!
Yeah, I don't get many complaints about my graverobbing. Now where's my billion bucks?
Patience, patience! You know how long it takes bank transfers to clear.
You sure you copied down my ABA routing number right?
Oh, yes yes yes. I mean, PRETTY sure...
- Robot Devil releases the Robot Moths.
- 5 50
Behold my swarm of Robot Moths! I hope you New New Yorkers enjoy them!
Whoa. Those are some creepy-looking robo-insects.
You should've seen them when they hatched. I couldn't keep my lunch down.
You eat lunch?
Well, technically it was your lunch.
Good news, Amy! I've developed some Thunder Bombs that will zap the Robot Moths out of existence!
Thunder Bombs, huh? Were they dangerous to make?
Oh my, no. Electrocution only affects short term memory and fortunately, being an old man, I don't have any.
On another topic, you haven't paid me for 15 years, and I'm very trustworthy, so give me a lot of money now.
- Bender awaits his riches.
- 15 100
I heard you made a deal with the Robot Devil too.
Yeah, I've been patiently waiting all day for my bags of money, and I'm starting to get a little jittery.
I had to rob three clothing stores just to calm my nerves.
Want fifty cummerbunds?
I really must thank you, Fry. Robot Hell on Earth wouldn't have been possible if it weren't for you.
You see, my hellish underlings are powered by greed - the very greed that drove you to ask for my hands!
If you're saying this is my fault, would you mind keeping it down a little?
Too late! We're on Jumbotron!
- Bender pairs up with Billionairebot.
- 5 50
Hey, Robot Devil, gimme my billion dollars already!
If you recall, Bender, I didn't say I'd GIVE you a billion dollars. I said I'd HOOK YOU UP with a billion dollars.
Aw, crap!... Wait -- all is not lost. See, "hook up" is slang for "have sex", and the main reason I wanted a billion dollars was to have sex with it!
Oh, dear, I've been somewhat outwitted! Well, to fulfill the bargain, I'll introduce you to Billionairebot. He'll teach you to make, and have sex with, as much money as you like.
Looks like Bender was partly to clever for you this time!
Oh, rich Billionairebot, teach me your sleazy exploitative moneymaking ways!
Well, I do owe the Robot Devil a favor...
You made a deal with him too, eh? Is that how you got your first billion?
No, that's how I got this monocle.
- Billionairbot gives a real estate lesson.
- 5 75
Your first lesson will be "how to make money in real estate". You're going to help me put up a new hotel.
And you're gonna teach me how to stiff the contractors, right?
Oh, you'll see firsthand how I do it. Now get to work on those girders while I hire the lawyers.
Y'know, I wasn't expecting to work this hard. is this what it's like to be a billionaire?
Well, the first billion is always the hardest.
That's why I started with my second billion.
Once again, lawyers came in handy.
- Robot Devil lays the groundwork.
- Have Amy Look Evil in the Eye (2h)
- Place a Robot Hell Pillar
- 5 80
We're almost ready to break ground on the new Robot Hell expansion!
The city won't let you build here. Not without building permits.
You forget that, as the Robot Devil, I have many devious abilities.
I already know where the Building Permit offices are! Once I walk there and get in line, I'm sure the City bureaucracy will issue the permits with its usual speed and efficiency!
Your architecture is an eyesore!
Your insults only fuel my resolve!
And your singing voice is terrible!
Now that was uncalled for!
- Billionairebot steals from Bender.
- Have Bender Check His Pockets (8h)
- Have URL Ignore Complaints (6h)
- Place the Electrocuted Robot
- 5 50
Have you seen my wallet?
I'm rich, Bender. I've seen everybody's wallet at one time or another.
Don't play dumb with me! You picked my pocket!
Merely part of your education, my boy. If you want to be a billionaire, it's important to diversity your income stream.
You're just throwing money away!
When you're rich like me, money is no object.
When you're poor like me, it IS an object. The kind of object I love having thrown at me!
Like beer cans, or lingerie.
I'd like to report a crime! I've been robbed by a robot named Billionairebot. He's a wealthy robot.
Can't help you, Bender. Billionairebot's already paid us all off.
And you're openly admitting it? I want to speak to your precinct commander!
That would be Lieutenant Billionairebot.
- Amy tries to stop Robot Hell.
- 20 100
Nice work burying Bender's crime report, Officer. He won't be bothering me any longer. Here's an extra thousand.
Man, I feel dirty. I need some down time.
Really? I thought you beat cops were hard-core corrupt.
That's not what I mean by "feelin' dirty" and "down time". Aww, yeah.
Help, Officer! The Robot Devil is building Robot Hell downtown and we need to stop him!
You blind, lady? I'm off the clock.
But people need help! Isn't that what you first responders are supposed to do?
As far as helpin' people, right now I'm a third or fourth responder at best.
In these fine threads, the only thing I'm a first responder to is the ladies.