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Calculon Revisited
Icon Outfit Ghost Calculon.png
Story type
Character Goal
Robot Hell On Earth

Calculon Revisited is one of the character goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1


Ghost Calculon appears.



  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP


Ghost Calculon It is I, the Ghost of Calculon 2.0!

Bender Calculon 2.0? But we're already on Calculon 3.0. What's the difference?

Ghost Calculon My version has the best dramatic pauses, but it takes me a minute longer to boot up.

BenderI don't have time to wait! I want my dramatic pauses NOW!

Ghost Calculon My apologies, Bender. Sometimes I get trapped in this bottle. It's a part of my curse.

Bender Cursed? What happened? Did you get bitten by a were-car or a vamp-iron or something?

Ghost Calculon Nothing so mundane. I agreed to do a commercial for a payday loans company.

Part 2


Ghost Calculon harasses the living.


  • Have URL Write Some Tickets (2h)
  • Have Ghost Calculon Scare the Patrons (8h 0m 0s)
  • Get Ghost Calculon Up To Level 10


  • 5 Robot Soul 75 XP


URL We're getting reports that you're harassing people with your performances.

Ghost Calculon It's not harassment if they're enjoying it!

URL They ain't enjoying it, man. Look, you're convincing as Hamlet's father's ghost, but that's mainly 'cause you're an actual ghost. It's creepy!

Ghost Calculon You want a live person to play a ghost? "Hamlet" is not a minstrel show!

Ghost Calculon Fine! I'll take my acting elsewhere!

URL Why don't you try an actual theater stage?

Ghost Calculon Because I don't have an Actor's Union card.

URL They don't take ghosts?

Ghost Calculon Not if they're several years behind with their dues, they don't

Part 3


Ghost Calculon harasses the living.


  • Have Bender Run Some Lines (4h)
  • Have Ghost Calculon Sword Fight (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Record Himself (3h 0m 0s)
  • Get Ghost Calculon Up To Level 10


  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP


Ghost Calculon I've been working on my audition piece. Would you mind directing me?

Bender Okay, but I warn you: I've directed a lot of community theater, and people say I'm pretty demanding.

Ghost Calculon Oh, I'm not sensitive about taking notes. Let's begin. "To be or not to be--"

Bender Stop! I can't work under these conditions! Show more emotion and give me all your money!

Bender This isn't working out. You're not taking any of my notes.

Ghost Calculon Your notes are amateurish. I need a director who knows how to work with ghosts.

Bender And I need a ghost who knows how to take orders from the living!

Ghost Calculon [...]

Ghost Calculon I don't think you understand the concept of "ghosts" very well.

Part 4


Ghost Calculon clears the air.



  • 5 Robot Soul 80 XP


Scruffy Aren't you supposed to be dead, Mr. Calculon?

Ghost Calculon I am dead! Can't you tell just by looking at me?

Scruffy Scruffy ain't got the best eyesight.

Scruffy I normally distinguish the living from the dead by smell. It's more accurate and more fun.

Ghost Calculon Has anyone ever told you that your face is perfect for the screen, Scruffy?

Scruffy Nope.

Ghost Calculon Well, it is. Your forlorn eyes say more than words ever could.

Scruffy Mm-hm.

Ghost Calculon I stand corrected!

Part 5


Ghost Calculon meets his match.



  • 10 Robot Soul 100 XP


Calculon What may this mean that thou, dead corse, again in complete steel, revisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon?

Calculon What I mean is, who the hell are you?

Ghost Calculon I'm an earlier version of yourself -- back from the dead and ready to audition for the same roles as you!

Calculon Pfft. My release includes a hardware upgrade with all the latest emotions, so good luck out-acting me!

Ghost Calculon Oh... Well, do you need a stunt double? I'm dead, so I'm willing to do really dangerous stuff...

Calculon I must admit, your acting is brilliant.

Ghost Calculon As is yours. I wish you luck. And please -- don't make the same mistakes I have.

Calculon Well, I'm still alive, so it looks like I already avoided the big one.

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