The Sandman Will Keep You Awake - The Loop

Blather Mouth
Goal Blatherbot.png
Story type
Character Goal
Robot Hell On Earth

Blather Mouth is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Blatherbot, a premium character available during the event Robot Hell On Earth.

Part 1


Blatherbot discusses the universe.


  • Have Blatherbot Torture the Crew (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Put in Some Earplugs (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Die of Boredom (4h 0m 0s)



Icon Character Blatherbot.png Let me begin by saying that, whether it's the simple course of daily business or the apocalypse, the universe always finds a way.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Now, the current crisis merits a recitation of some very strongly worded - and lengthy - theories on the matter on which I'd like to hold forth.

Icon Character Fry.png But--

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Please don't interrupt. I will get to my opinions on interruptions in due course...

Icon Character Blatherbot.png And furthermore, I believe it is the natural order for the universe to operate in cycles. Periodically, it must be ravaged by poverty, war, and famine.

Icon Character Fry.png You're really not that fun to talk to.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png I beg your pardon but I believe I was speaking on a matter of urgent importance to which "fun" is not a relevant consideration.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png If you'd prefer to hear about "fun" I have an endless set of thoughts on the current state of cricket. And they are as follows...

Part 2


Blatherbot criticizes the police.




Icon Character Blatherbot.png In my experience, law enforcement has employed techniques which need to be evaluated through proper discourse with practitioners.

Icon Character URL.png Would you like me to demonstrate some of those techniques on the side of your head?

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Perhaps, but first you must join me in a cup of tea.

Icon Character URL.png That's a technique on which we can all agree. Aww yeah.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Aww yeah. Indeed. And on that subject let me begin by saying...

Icon Character Blatherbot.png In times when the safety net is tattered, there is a certain need for compassion in our civil servants.

Icon Character URL.png Man, I don't have time for this. I got work to do.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Then perhaps we should discuss the underappreciation of the more physical methods of controlling social unrest?

Icon Character URL.png Blather on, my brother.

Part 3


Blatherbot annoys Robot Gypsy.


  • Have Robot Gypsy Entertain a Client (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Blatherbot Polish Mustache (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Break a Crystal Ball (6h 0m 0s)



Icon Character Blatherbot.png I once knew a young gypsy fortune teller. She was fresh out of the crate, still oily behind the ears.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png I daresay she reminds me very much of you. Were you in Senegal during the great war, or as I like to call it, WW XVII?

Icon Character Gypsy Robot.png No, but perhaps you'd prefer to discuss your future--

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Silly me. I mean WW XVIII. Strange how Roman numerals can trip a man up, eh? I remember once I was beaming down to the surface of Ceti Alpha VI...

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Now that my mustache is properly polished, Madam, I'm ready to hear all about my future. What have you foreseen?

Icon Character Gypsy Robot.png Well, I was going to tell you I foresaw a mustache-polishing, but that was several hours ago.

Part 4


Blatherbot gives Bender a few tips.


  • Have Blatherbot Pontificate Over Pointless Subjects (3h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Learn From The Best (8h 0m 0s)
  • Get Blatherbot up to Level 10


  • robotsoul Currency Nixonbucks.png


Icon Character Blatherbot.png Take it from me, young rogot: petty theft is child's play. The true key to financial success is depresssing the wages of the middle class.

Icon Character Bender.png That's what I always say! Only I say it in a lot fewer words.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Fewer words, "fewer words"... Why, that's brilliant, my boy! From now on, I'll use many fewer words!

Icon Character Blatherbot.png [...]

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Sup?

Icon Character Bender.png You sure know how to talk, Blatherbot.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png Oh, that was nothing. I once won a debate competition by sheer endurance. I blathered on for eight hours.

Icon Character Blatherbot.png My opponent literally died of boredom.

Icon Character Bender.png I need medical attention just from hearing you describe it.

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