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| − | url|Man, I don't have time for this. I got work to do.}} |
+ | {{dialogue|url|Man, I don't have time for this. I got work to do.}} |
| − | blatherbot|Then perhaps we should discuss the underappreciation of the more physical methods of controlling social unrest?}} |
+ | {{dialogue|blatherbot|Then perhaps we should discuss the underappreciation of the more physical methods of controlling social unrest?}} |
| − | url|Blather on, my brother.}} |
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| − | blatherbot|I once knew a young gypsy fortune teller. She was fresh out of the crate, still oily behind the ears.}} |
+ | {{dialogue|blatherbot|I once knew a young gypsy fortune teller. She was fresh out of the crate, still oily behind the ears.}} |
| − | blatherbot|I daresay she reminds me very much of you. Were you in Senegal during the great war, or as I like to call it, WW XVII?}} |
+ | {{dialogue|blatherbot|I daresay she reminds me very much of you. Were you in Senegal during the great war, or as I like to call it, WW XVII?}} |
| − | robot gypsy|No, but perhaps you'd prefer to discuss your future--}} |
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| − | blatherbot|Silly me. I mean WW XVIII. Strange how Roman numerals can trip a man up, eh? I remember once I was beaming down to the surface of Ceti Alpha VI...}} |
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Robot Hell On Earth |
Blather Mouth is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
Part 1
Description
- Blatherbot discusses the universe.
Objectives
- Have Blatherbot Torture the Crew (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Put in Some Earplugs (6h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Die of Boredom (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards
- 5
50 
Story
Let me begin by saying that, whether it's the simple course of daily business or the apocalypse, the universe always finds a way.
Now, the current crisis merits a recitation of some very strongly worded - and lengthy - theories on the matter on which I'd like to hold forth.
But--
Please don't interrupt. I will get to my opinions on interruptions in due course...
And furthermore, I believe it is the natural order for the universe to operate in cycles. Periodically, it must be ravaged by poverty, war, and famine.
You're really not that fun to talk to.
I beg your pardon but I believe I was speaking on a matter of urgent importance to which "fun" is not a relevant consideration.
If you'd prefer to hear about "fun" I have an endless set of thoughts on the current state of cricket. And they are as follows...
Part 2
Description
- Blatherbot criticizes the police.
Objectives
- Have URL Defend the Force (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Blatherbot Drink Tea (4h 0m 0s)
- Get Blatherbot Up to Level 5
Rewards
- 5
75
Story
In my experience, law enforcement has employed techniques which need to be evaluated through proper discourse with practitioners.
Would you like me to demonstrate some of those techniques on the side of your head?
Perhaps, but first you must join me in a cup of tea.
That's a technique on which we can all agree. Aww yeah.
Aww yeah. Indeed. And on that subject let me begin by saying...
In times when the safety net is tattered, there is a certain need for compassion in our civil servants.
Man, I don't have time for this. I got work to do.
Then perhaps we should discuss the underappreciation of the more physical methods of controlling social unrest?
Blather on, my brother.
Part 3
Description
- Blatherbot annoys Robot Gypsy.
Objectives
- Have Robot Gypsy Entertain a Client (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Blatherbot Polish His Mustache ()
- Have Fry Break a Crystal Ball (6h 0m 0s)
Rewards
- 5 75
Story
I once knew a young gypsy fortune teller. She was fresh out of the crate, still oily behind the ears.
I daresay she reminds me very much of you. Were you in Senegal during the great war, or as I like to call it, WW XVII?
No, but perhaps you'd prefer to discuss your future--
Silly me. I mean WW XVIII. Strange how Roman numerals can trip a man up, eh? I remember once I was beaming down to the surface of Ceti Alpha VI...