Battle of the Universes

Battle of the Universes is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is a side goal in the event An Xmas Xarol, Act 2.

Part 1

Learn about PVP.

It's time to battle the alternate-universe version of ourselves. You'll have a whole menu of universes to choose from.

How am I supposed to choose? I mean, if TV teaches us anthing, there's at least five or six alternate universes out there.

Choose however you like. I'm going to fight the Professors who've achieved more than I have.

What if they've achieved more in the area of weaponry?

It won't help them. No matter how many alternate universes there are. I'm the most lowdown, dirtiest street-fighin' Professor there is.

Picking my opponents was easier than I thought!

Really? What method did you use?

An old Fry family secret we call "eeny meeny miney mo".

You fool! 26th-century physicists proved that "eeny meeny miney mo" is biased in favor of the worst possible outcome!

I know that. The Fry family secret is to stop on the final "miney".

Battle with other people!

It's up to us to protect our univers from alternate-universe invaders.

But didn't we initiate the aggression by opening a door to their universes?

Ooh, look at Mr. "I Respect the Norms of Interplanetary Warfare"! Get this through your thick head, Fry: the only law is "kill or be killed"!

As long as I have two options, I'm happy.