Bad Santa Bender
Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png
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Character Goal
An Xmas Xarol

Bad Santa Bender is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Santa Claus Bender, a premium character available during the event An Xmas Xarol.

Part 1


Bender acts like Robot Santa.




Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Behold -- I have acquired a suit just like Robot Santa's! And now I'll be spreading Xmas cheer in my own inimitable style.

Icon Character Fry.png Does that mean you won't be killing people?

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Why would I shell out for this heavily armed suit if I wasn't going to kill many, many humans?

Icon Character Fry.png Then what's the difference between you and Robot Santa?

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Mostly it's in the area of me being better-looking.

Icon Character Fry.png So how was your first Santa run? Did you gun down many people?

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Only one or two. I was just getting warmed up when I saw this terrified baby and I... I simply couldn't pull the trigger.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png I guess my desire to kill all humans is less than my desire to be revered by all humans. Perhaps that's the true meaning of Xmas.

Icon Character Fry.png God bless us, every one!

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Don't count on it. I gunned him down first.

Part 2


Bender steals some presents.




Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png The best part about being Santa is getting first dibs on all the presents.

Icon Character Leela.png Santa doesn't get presents. At best you might score some cookies and milk from some bleeding-heart children.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Cookies and milk?! Those are useless to a mighty robot. I want beer!

Icon Character Leela.png Then I suggest you deliver gifts to more trailer parks.

Icon Character Leela.png Bender, did you just take all our presents?

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Only the ones with any resale value.

Icon Character Leela.png What about the ten pairs of 1970s-cartoon-character socks I'm giving Fry? They're valueless.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Not to me. I can hang them on the apartment door whenever I have "company", so Fry knows to stay away.

Icon Character Leela.png Risky move. He may think you're entertaining the Groove Ghoulies and barge on in.

Part 3


Bender shows his softer side.




Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Hey, Amy, I got you a gift!

Icon Character Amy.png I don't want a gift, I want the money you took from my wallet.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Then you're in luck, because my gift to you is a papier-mache bust of me, Bender, made entirely of shredded cash.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png You know, Fry, being Santa isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Icon Character Fry.png Without more context, I have no particular response.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png Then shut up. See, when you're Santa, people only love you 'cause they want something from you.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png I want people to love me for my extremely good looks.

Icon Outfit Santa Bender.png And also I'm a real firecracker at parties.

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