Cable Guy

"The crew tries to get the Artifact from Lrrr"

 is the first and only main story mission on Omicron Persei 8.

Drinks on the House
Path B, node 1"Bender needs some juice."
 * Bender's power cells are low! You consult an Omicronian for help "juicing" him up.
 * Omicronian: State your business, puny Earthling!


 * 1) Ask for drink recommendations. +6
 * Guard: Wargaritas are refreshing, while the Death Nog's corrosive acid warms the belly!
 * 1) Thank him and flee. Ends interaction! +5
 * 2) Request an Omicronian drink. +6
 * 3) '''Request an Omicronian drink.
 * Omicronian: Death Nog? Wargarita? CHOOSE!


 * 1) Order Death Nog. -20
 * Turns out Death Nog contains a corrosive acid. Your stomach is now a sieve.
 * 1) Order a Wargarita. +10
 * Mmm. Strawberry with a dash of belligerence.
 * 1) Pass on drinks. +5
 * Never accept drinks from a stranger. Unless it's the good stuff.

Lrrr and the Artifact
All paths, last node"He's got what you want."
 * Lrrr: Is this the artifact you seek? But I need it to get Earth TV in hi def!


 * 1) Demand the Artifact. +6
 * Fry: Give it up Lrr or the universe will be canceled!


 * 1) Give an alternate option. +6
 * Fry: So Pay for cable instead of stealing hotel wifi.
 * Lrrr: Do you know how long a cable we need to reach Earth?
 * 1) Trade for the artifact. +6
 * Fry: What if we make a trade for the artifact?
 * Lrrr: I have a proposal: Include your skull in the deal.
 * Lrrr: Leave me alone about this damn artifact! I'm missing a "Previously on."


 * 1) Reveal spoilers. +5
 * Fry: I'll reveal a season ender for every minute you waste.
 * 1) Call Lrrr's internet provider. +5
 * Fry: We're going to call your cable company.
 * 1) Appeal to Reason. +5
 * Fry: Be reasonable! Or at least reasonably reasonable.
 * Lrrr: That's it! I will slay you from my recliner. Hand me my raygun.

Story
Combat begins.

Space Interaction begins.

Combat begins.