Unleash Your Wild Side

"Let the chumps fall where they may."

 is the second mission on Amazonia. Amazonian Amy is required to start this mission.

Egg Salad
Path 1, node 1"Get sandwiched."
 * The crew is hungry. What are you going to do about it?


 * 1) Stop at a space gas station. +6
 * 2) Request Real Food. (Requires: 20): +325 +55
 * 3) Buy a sandwich (20% chance): +325 +55 (fail: -350 +6)
 * 4) Now yell at the crew. +6
 * 5) Yell at the crew. +55

Rear-End Collision
Paths 4 & 5, node 1 "Accidents will happen."
 * You doze off at the wheel and rear-end another ship. The autopilot must have been drunk.


 * 1) Fight the other pilot. (70% chance): +60 (fail: -450 +6)
 * Success: Turns out the other pilot is a pushover. You push him over.
 * 1) Apologize to the other pilot. +6
 * The other pilot appreciates your honesty. But they also want compensation.
 * 1) Pleasantly plead poverty. +6
 * Because this is a no-fault galaxy, they let their insurance handle it.
 * 1) Politely offer to--FLY AWAY! +6
 * 2) Stare blankly at the other pilot. +300 +60

Brilliant Disguise
All paths, Second to last node "They'll never see you coming."
 * After being told never to return, the crew sends Amy undercover.
 * Amy is immediately discovered and questioned by Ornik.
 * Ornik: Stop! Why I no recognize you, tiny Amazonian woman?


 * 1) Tell her you've been dieting. +6
 * Ornik: Ornik know every Amazonian! You arm wrestle Ornik to prove racial identity!
 * 1) Arm wrestle her. (50% chance): +40 (fail: -350)
 * Success:
 * Failure: Amy is defeated badly. She has the sprained bicep to prove it.
 * Amy needs to recover so the crew head back to think of their next move.
 * 1) Bribe her. -225 +6
 * Ornik high-maintenance Amazonian! Demand many expensive things!
 * You manage to get Ornik to leave you along. Your wallet didn't get the same treatment.
 * Amy calls her parents for money. The crew head back for now.
 * 1) Tell her you just moved in. +6
 * Ornik: Ornik know every Amazonian! You arm wrestle Ornik to prove racial identity!
 * 1) Arm wrestle her. (50% chance): +40 (fail: -350)
 * Success:
 * Failure: Amy is defeated badly. She has the sprained bicep to prove it.
 * Amy needs to recover so the crew head back to think of their next move.
 * 1) Bribe her. -225 +6
 * Ornik high-maintenance Amazonian! Demand many expensive things!
 * You manage to get Ornik to leave you along. Your wallet didn't get the same treatment.
 * Amy calls her parents for money. The crew head back for now.
 * 1) Prove you're a true Amazonian. (Requires: 20): +6
 * Amy: Me true Amazonian! Hunt, fight, and have strong basketball fundamentals!
 * Ornik: If that true, then prove! Beat Ornik in one-on-one!
 * 1) Accept the Challenge. +225 +40; END
 * 2) Refuse the Challenge. +225 +40; END
 * Ornik: Ornik admits she's lost her three-point shot and accepts you as Amazonian.
 * With the Amazonians' newfound respect, the crew head back to ponder their next move.

Property of MomCorp
All Paths, Last node "She's the boss."
 * As the crew head back to their ship, they notice another ship landing nearby.
 * Walt, Igner, and Larry exit the ship. You approach them.


 * 1) Ask them 'sup? +6
 * W,I,&L: We're taking a normal vacation. Are we not allowed to take a normal vacation?
 * 1) Ask why they picked Amazonia. +6
 * W,I,&L: Because they have big beautiful women here!
 * 1) Wish him a good & normal time. +6
 * W,I,&L: Thanks! We like happy family vacations!
 * W,I,&L: Cease blabbing, Igner! We have nothing to say to you. Begone.
 * The three sons return to the ship and shut the door, briefly crushing Walt's ankle. You wonder if they know about the artifact.
 * 1) Ask where Mom is. +6
 * W,I,&L:Mom runs the world's biggest corporation. Why would she be here?
 * 1) Ask them about MomCorp. +6
 * W,I,&L:Mom is perfectly capable off running her business without its, so it makes sense that we're on vacation!
 * -The three sons return to the ship and shut the door, briefly crushing Walt's ankle. You wonder if they know about the artifact.
 * 1) Ask where Mom REALLY is. (70% chance): +40 (fail: -350 +6)
 * Success: Oh, she's busy talking to some really big people!
 * Failure:
 * Silence, you fool! We're leaving or arousing suspicion!
 * The three sons return to the ship, but you definitely know they're up to no good.