Emission Impossible

"Save the Sewers from unnatural gases."

 is the first mission on Earth. Fry is required to enter this mission.

Go With The Flow
Path 2, node 1''"Because the tide of battle isn't easily turned."
 * While crossing Lake Mutagenic, the ship springs a leak! Do something or be mutated into a mutant!


 * 1) Duct tape the leak. (76% chance: 2; fail: -375)
 * 2) Shield the crew with your metal body. (Requires 17: 2)
 * 3) Plug the hole with plumber's putty. (6)

House Hunters
Path 4, node 1''"It's not breaking and entering if the door's unlocked."
 * As you search Lake Mutagenic, you enter an abandoned house with abandon.


 * 1) Yell "Hello!" (6)
 * The house is so bit for such a small sewer town. You're pretty sure nothing is up to code.


 * 1) Enter the kitchen. (100)
 * 2) Enter the bathroom. (6)
 * 3) Head upstairs. (6)
 * 4) Check out the backyard. (6)
 * 5) Head upstairs. (3)
 * 6) Open the closet. (3)
 * 7) Check out the backyard. (6)
 * 8) Head upstairs (3)
 * 9) Head upstairs. (6)

Fish Out of Sewer Water
Path 5, node 1''"There's plenty of fishoids in the Mutagenic sea."
 * You hear there are treasures to be had by using your "Extend-O-Claw" to fish in Lake Mutagenic.


 * 1) Start in the deep end. (76% chance: 1; fail: -100)
 * Success: You found a stinky boot filled with moolah!
 * 1) Try the shallow end. (40)
 * You see an area of Lake Mutagentic start to bubble.


 * 1) Ignore the bubbles. (6)'''
 * 2) Cast your claw. (76% chance: 1; fail -175)
 * Success: A sewer mermaid leaves a gift inside the claw. At least, that's what you hope happened.
 * 1) Cast your claw with superhuman (Requires 17: 1)
 * It's your last chance before fishing hours end.


 * 1) Try your Extend-O-Net. (76% chance: 3; fail: -175)
 * Success: The net works like a charm! Park the ship and take your loot (including a lovely charm).
 * 1) Pack it up. (6)

Signs of Half-Life
All paths, second to last node.''"They're always in the last place you look. So check there first."
 * Near Lake Mutagenic, there are neither humans nor mutants around.


 * 1) Search Bob's Big Mutant Boy. (0, loop)
 * You see nothing but half-eaten burgers on the counter. What a waste! You step back outside. You find yourself in a loop.
 * 1) Search Stenchy's Mutant Cafe. (0, loop)
 * Unfortunately, this cafe lives up to its name. You step back outside. You find yourself in a loop.
 * 1) Wait for a funny sign to appear. (6)
 * You stand in the center of town. This could take a while.
 * You ponder your contributions to society. It's quiet... Too quiet... Suddenly, you hear a sudden *SNAP*! Without warning, EL CHUPANIBRE charges at you! Reload! Reload!


 * 1) Cheese it with your feet. (6)
 * 2) Challenge him with your fists. (76% chance: 2; fail: -150)
 * Success: You land a bunch, successfully knocking him over! Who knew?
 * Failure: ???
 * 1) Charge him with your everything! (Requires : 2)
 * You charge at the beast, successfully (and astonishingly) knocking him over!
 * You try to outrun El Chupanibre. You didn't sign up for this unexpected cardio.


 * 1) Sprint! (6)
 * 2) Pace yourself. (6)
 * 3) Halt and catch wind. (76% chance: 2; fail: -150)
 * Success: El Chupanibre runs past you. He must've found someone more appetizing.
 * Failure: Bad idea. El Chupanibre takes a swipe at you! Move!
 * You successfully escape the clutches of El Chupanibre, but you're too nauseated to celebrate.

Fixer-Erupter
All paths, last node"Explosions give the Turangas gas."
 * Turanga Morris warns Fry about sewer dangers and other euphemisms.
 * Morris: Beware! The sewers are experiencing intense methane eruptions.


 * 1) Suggest a solution. (6)
 * Fry: I can breathe through my mouth.
 * 1) Blame yourself. (6)
 * Fry: I'm sorry I like burritos so much.
 * Morris: We need to stop these methane eruptions or the whole sewer system could blow!


 * 1) Light a match. (76% chance: 2; fail: -20)
 * Success:
 * Fry: Or...I have a lighter app on my phone.
 * Morris: That was my idea! I guess we're both greet thinkers.
 * 1) Shut off the gas. (Requires 16: 2)
 * Fry: Is there a shutoff valve - like on Bender?
 * Morris: Brilliant! That'll reduce our methane footprint to a mere fingerprint!
 * 1) Try an air freshener. (2)
 * Morris: We gotta do something quick or else all the good sewer folk are done for.