The Buggalo Bond

"Amy reunites with an old friend."

 is the third main mission on the planet Mars.

Sandstorm
All paths, node 1"Brought to you by Visine."
 * Leo: Buggalo lost in sandstorm! Your bring storm with you!  You owe me Buggalo!
 * Robot Fry: Aw man, I can barely afford socks. How am I gonna get a Buggalo?


 * 1) Swear to Supergod to find Buggalo. +20
 * Robot Fry: I'll find your Buggalo or it'll die me trying!
 * Leo: Okay, 'cause one of you getting chopped into steaks!
 * 1) Refuse order from powerful rich guy. +20
 * Robot Fry: I've lost many things, but not your Buggalo! I won't help you.
 * Leo: Find Buggalo or I auction you off on dark web!
 * Robot Fry: But I'm still using me!... Fine, I'll find your Buggalo.

Betsy
Path 1, node 2"Everyone's favorite Buggalo. Maybe not yours though."
 * Amy: Betsy! I'm happy to see you're safe!
 * Betsy: Rreee!


 * 1) Ask where Betsy's been. +?
 * Amy: Where have you been?
 * Betsy: Rree! Rreee!
 * Amy: How'd you travel so far after eating your passport?
 * 1) Ask about Amy's parents. +?
 * Amy: How are my parents?
 * Betsy: Rreeee!!
 * Amy: I know! They're totally crazy, right?
 * 1) Ask about Betsy's hobbies. +100
 * Amy: Read any good books lately?
 * Betsy: Rree!
 * Amy: Wow, that's one of my favorite books!
 * Amy: Let's take you home so we can discuss “Beowulf”.

Sweeping Up Dust
Path 3, node 2"Guess what you'll be doing?"
 * While tracking Buggalo, Scruffy finds Inez, who offers him a “job”.
 * Inez: Clean Wong Ranch? Good pay, no questions asked!
 * Inez: Oh, other way round:  No pay, good questions asked!


 * 1) Accept Job.  Mm-Hm. ''+70
 * Inez: Ha! Ranch dirtier than nerd's browser history!
 * Scruffy tidies the ranch and clears his browser history. What a pro!
 * 1) Negotiate your price.  Ayup. +6
 * Scruffy: I accept—but Scruffy don't come cheap.
 * 1) Demand 70 Nixonbucks. +70
 * Inez: Ha! Ranch dirtier than nerd's browser history!
 * Scruffy tidies the ranch and clears his browser history. What a pro!
 * 1) Demand 90 Nixonbucks.  (Chance: 76%): +90  (fail: 0)
 * SUCCESS: Inez: Fine, but no porno breaks!
 * SUCCESS: Scruffy tidies the ranch and only reads a little porn. What a pro!
 * FAILURE: Inez: No deal! I get Martians to do instead.
 * FAILURE: Scruffy goes back to hunting for Buggalo and scratching his ass.
 * 1) Demand 135 Nixonbucks. (Chance:: 46%): +135  (fail: 0)
 * SUCCESS: Inez: You drive hard bargain! You lucky I neat freak.
 * SUCCESS: Scruffy tidies the ranch and only snoops a little. What a pro!
 * FAILURE: Inez: No deal!  I get Martians to do instead.'''
 * FAILURE: Scruffy goes back to hunting for Buggalo and scratching his ass.
 * 1) Refuse. Nuh-unh. +6
 * You decide cleaning is for suckers.

The Missing Buggalo
All Paths, last node"Based on a Hardy Boys novel."
 * After a long search, you finally locate some Buggalo tracks. Leo's Buggalo heard must be close!  The sandstorm is still raging... what do you do?


 * 1) Track the Buggalo. +6
 * You located some wild Buggalo... you can catch one for Leo.
 * 1) Sing it the only song you know. (Required: 5): +3
 * The Buggalo likes you! You lead it home.  You're walking on sunshine!
 * 1) That's Enough work for today. +6
 * You take a permanent break. Hopefully, Leo will forget about the lost Buggalo.
 * 1) Search the mean streets of Mars.  (Chance: 76%): +3 (fail: -55)
 * SUCCESS: You find a docile lost Buggalo and bring it back Leo! Your debt is forgiven.
 * FAILURE:The streets are hit with a sandstorm. You pass out from dehydration.
 * FAILURE:When you wake up, you return to the ship with no Buggalo. Hopefully, Leo will forget about it.
 * 1) Donate blood to buy a Buggalo. -100 +?
 * You located some wild Buggalo... you can catch one for Leo.

Start of Misson
C-mon Fry, we have to find my Dad's missing buggalo herd.

No problem. I'll just need three things:

A lariat, a cowboy hat, and the missing Buggalo herd.

First Node
How the heck am I suppose to find a herd of Buggalo?

Maybe I can track them by tasting the dirt!

So if anybody sees me, this time I'll have an excuse.

End of Mission
I don't know how you family lives on Mars. The heat is unbearable.

Mars used to be much colder but then my Dad paid to artificially heat up the weather.

So, it's just like what happened on Earth.

Not according to my Dad. He's a climate change denier.