The Moon's A Balloon

 is the first mission on The Moon.

"Kif and Amy get a balloon animal."

Possible Enemies

 * Paramecium
 * Space Bee
 * Space Alligator
 * Wild Buggalo

Rewards

 * 1 Giga Delivery Chip
 * 1 Giga Career Chip
 * 1 Giga Science Chip
 * 30
 * 20

Story
At Luna Park you ask Crater Face to make you a balloon animal. You have your reasons.

Crater Face: I am a fully certified specialist in the veterinarian balloon arts. Let your imagination run free!
 * Choice 1: You mean you can make anything? +6
 * Choice 1: Can you make one that will last? Failure.

Crater Face: No. Now, let your mind go wild and pick something fantastic!
 * Choice 2: Can you make a weiner dog? +20
 * Crater Face: Yes, that's one of mine!
 * Choice 2: Can you make a 6-tentacled squid? Failure.
 * Crater Face: Not really. But I can make a weiner dog.
 * Choice 2: Can you surprise me? Failure.
 * Crater Face: Not really. But I can make a weiner dog.

Craterface: What color would you like your weiner, dog? Remember to be inventive!
 * Choice 3: I don't care...red? Failure.
 * Crater Face: Well if you don't care, I'll make it brown.
 * Choice 3: My favorite color is brown. +20
 * Craterface: Same for the people who pack balloon assortments!
 * Choice 3: What colors do you have? Failure.
 * Craterface: I have brown.

Craterface: Would you please help me blow up this balloon? My emphysema is acting up.

(Success seems to be random)
 * Choice 4: Fine, if it will get me my balloon faster. Failure.
 * Choice 4: Do you want to borrow my inhaler? Failure.
 * Choice 4: Don't smoke in an oxygen dome. Failure.

Craterface: Now, just a few twists of the wrists and a couple of marker dot eyes. Voilà! Folk art!

You take your balloon weiner dog. It may even last you until you get back to the ship.

Standard Rewards

 * 25
 * 15

Interrogation Sensation
Location: ?? Moon Patrol: We've received reports of a Bending Unit cheating at arcade games at Luna Park. Do you know the whereabouts of this particular robot?
 * Choice 1: Snitch on Bender.
 * Choice 1: Lie. Level 8. +2 Giga Career Chip
 * Choice 1: Attempt a low-gravity escape. -90
 * Failure.
 * Even without gravity keeping you down, the Moon Patrol is still able to capture you. You are ejected from Luna Park. While the officers are on a smoke break, you sneak back in.

Oxygen Loss
Location:First node in Path B "It leaves you breathless." The Planet Express ship has sprung a leak! You're losing oxygen! Think fast or die stupid!
 * Choice 1: Hold your nose and cross your fingers!
 * You stay alive long enough for the ship to activate backup oxygen. And breathe!
 * Choice 1: Plug the leak with a crossed finger!
 * Choice 1: Beg the ship's computer for help!

Follow the Light
Location: Second node in locked Path C "The future's so bright, you better wear a welder's mask."

You enter a huge cave. It's dark, but you consider going deeper. What could go wrong?


 * Choice 1: Stumble in and curse the darkness. +2 Mega Career Chip OR -50
 * You survived despite all the odds and your effort. You make your way into a big cavern.
 * While stumbling around, you trip. Ouch! the dark hurts! You now limp into a big cavern.
 * Choice 1: Light a single candle. Lvl 9. +2 Mega Career Chips
 * With the help of some matches, you track footsteps into the dark abyss. You make your way into a big cavern.

You hear a strange sound off in the darkness.
 * Choice 2: Exit the cave. +?
 * Choice 2: Check it out. +2 Mega Career Chip OR -50
 * You head towards the sound and find a lone Martian Spider and a stash of supplies. You squash the spider and take the goods. Survival of the fittest!
 * You walk right into a nest of Martian Spiders. You seem to have interrupted their seasonal migration to the moon.
 * Choice 2: Charge at the sound...boldly. Lvl 9. +2 Mega Career Chips.
 * You charge straight into a nest of Martian Spiders guarding a stash of supplies. You unwillingly squash the spiders but willingly take the goods.
 * You charge straight into a nest of Martian Spiders guarding a stash of supplies. You unwillingly squash the spiders but willingly take the goods.

The cavern opens up again. You see a light. Time to make a dramatic exit.
 * Choice 3: Run to the cave exit. +2 Mega Career Chip
 * You trip and fall...over some VALUABLE SUPPLIES. The universe is on your side! You pick them up and exit the cave.
 * Choice 3: Walk out cautiously. +6
 * A ray of light washes against your face. A thumbs-up selfie would be appropriate right now.