Linda

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 is a character available during Week 1 of The Zapp Brannigan Event.

Biography
Linda van Schoonhoven is a female human, probably originating from Los Angeles, USA, Earth. She is a widely known television presenter, and co-hosts several shows on Channel √2, most prominently, the news, with Morbo. Linda frequently laughs at very serious threats from him, and often describes news in a cheery way no matter how tragic it is, examples include the imminent destruction of New New York by a giant ball of garbage and a dark matter oil spill on Pluto. She also laughed at and commented on the death of a news reporter in a hovercopter crash.

She is always seen with blonde hair and a futuristic pink dress. She is an alcoholic, and without alcohol is unable to cope with her children, her newscasting and life in general.

See the full biography at The Infosphere.

Unlock Requirements
can be purchased from the shop for 35 Linda Disks during Week 1 of The Zapp Brannigan Event. She costs 390 to unlock, and an additional 975 to fully upgrade (Total: 1,365).

Promotions
Promotions use  Disks instead of badges. The Nixonbucks cost is the same (see Levels for costs).
 * Rank 2: 10 Linda Disk.png Linda Disks
 * Rank 3: 40 Linda Disk.png Linda Disks
 * Rank 4: 100 Linda Disk.png Linda Disks