Jungle Fever

"You're gonna need your shots."

 is the third mission on Amazonia.

Guards Up
All paths, Second to last node. "Block that shot."


 * The crew continue their search for the artifact.
 * ...Until they are once again found and caught.


 * 1) Beg. (6)
 * Amazonian: We let you go because Femputer call Kug. No can obey summons and also watch prisoners.
 * 1) Ask what Femputer needs.. (6)
 * Amazonian: Femputer need us to protect artifact from outsiders' cultural appropriation.
 * 1) Ask for the artifact!. (6)
 * Amazonian: No! Artifact belong to Femputer. Well-spoken outsiders know too much.
 * 1) Ask to leave. (6)
 * The crew overhear the Amazonians talk about Femputer.
 * 1) Escape from the Amazonians. (6)
 * The crew overhear the Amazonians talk about Femputer.
 * 1) Smile (6)
 * Amazonian: Femputer warn us about space-people mind games. We go consult her now.
 * 1) Ask what Femputer needs  (6)
 * Amazonian: Femputer need us to protect artifact from outsiders' cultural appropriation.
 * 1) Ask for the artifact  (6)
 * Amazonian: No! Artifact belong to Femputer. Well-spoken outsiders know too much.
 * 1) Ask to leave (6)
 * The crew overhear the Amazonians talk about Femputer.
 * 1) Escape from the Amazonians (6)
 * The crew overhear the Amazonians talk about Femputer.
 * 1) Negotiate (Required: 21: 6)
 * 2) Downplay the artifact (30)
 * 3) Demand the artifact (30, end)
 * The Femputer has the artifact. Luckily, the topic of snu-snu doesn't come up.

Secured Femputer
All paths, Last node. "My, what a big processor you have."


 * The crew sneak past Amazonian guards and find themselves in front of Femputer.


 * 1) Demand the artifact. (6)
 * Femputer: The artifact belongs to me, you dumb crudcraps!
 * 1) Explain its importance. (6)
 * Femputer: Who cares? All I care about is this lady-monster planet... and money.
 * 1) Demand the artifact (50% chance, 30)
 * Success: Femputer: The artifact is safe with me inside this stupid metal box. Wait, scratch that, I AM this stupid metal box. GUARDS!
 * Failure: SHUT UP! The artifact is MINE!... I mean Amazonia's. I mean, GUARDS!
 * You manage to escape before the guards arrive. But now you're armed with information!
 * 1) Ask nicely again (6)
 * Femputer: You think asking nicely works on me? You're dumber than you look!
 * You leave Femputer's lair. You know you're getting close!
 * 1) Say it's for the Professor. (6)
 * Femputer: Farnsworth?! Er... I mean. I don't care what your professor needs.
 * 1) Ask nicely again. (6)
 * Femputer: You think asking nicely works on me? You're dumber than you look!
 * You leave Femputer's lair. You know you're getting close!
 * 1) Ask how she knows Farnsworth. (6)
 * Femputer: Femputer doesn't know this "Farnsworth." Now leave before I have my guards destroy you!
 * You leave Femputer's lair. You know you're getting close!
 * 1) Ask nicely about the artifact (6)
 * Femputer: The artifact belongs to me, you dumb crudcraps!
 * 1) Explain its importance. (6)
 * Femputer: Who cares? All I care about is this lady-monster planet... and money.
 * 1) Demand the artifact (50% chance, 30, end)
 * Success: Femputer: The artifact is safe with me inside this stupid metal box. Wait, scratch that, I AM this stupid metal box. GUARDS!
 * Failure: SHUT UP! The artifact is MINE!... I mean Amazonia's. I mean, GUARDS!
 * You manage to escape before the guards arrive. But now you're armed with information!
 * 1) Ask nicely again (6)
 * Femputer: You think asking nicely works on me? You're dumber than you look!
 * You leave Femputer's lair. You know you're getting close!
 * 1) Say it's for the Professor. (6)
 * Femputer: Farnsworth?! Er... I mean. I don't care what your professor needs.
 * 1) Ask nicely again. (6)
 * Femputer: You think asking nicely works on me? You're dumber than you look!
 * You leave Femputer's lair. You know you're getting close!
 * 1) Ask how she knows Farnsworth. (6)
 * Femputer: Femputer doesn't know this "Farnsworth." Now leave before I have my guards destroy you!
 * You leave Femputer's lair. You know you're getting close!