Viva La Evolución

"The Elders request help and demand silence."

 is the first mission on Chapek 9. Fry, Level 10 is required to start this mission.

Abandoned Ship
Path 1 & 2 (A & B), node 1"Not for those with abandonment or ship issues."
 * You detect a distress signal from a disabled ship that looks to be abandoned. Suspicious yet?


 * 1) Nah. Ignore it. (6)
 * 2) A little. Explore it. (6)
 * 3) Check the main deck. (1 Holographic message)
 * You find a holographic message. In color!
 * Astronaut: This is Astronaut Gordon Balmer. Our ship was disabled by no good space pirates. Were were forced to abandon ship on Chapek 9. Help us Obi Wan! Or Any Wan!
 * Sounds like the crew is in danger. Maybe someone should help them. Some day.
 * 1) Check the cargo hold. (nothing)
 * You find nothing. Continue to search elsewhere to avoid disappointment.
 * 1) Check the crew quarters. (nothing)
 * You find nothing. Continue to search elsewhere to avoid disappointment.
 * 1) You know it. Rob the place. (Requires Burglar Bender(13+): 200)

Major Malfunction
Path 4 (D), node 1"Next time don't ignore your 'check engine' light."
 * A strange electromagnetic signal has reactivated the Planet Express Ship's AI ("Artificial Insolence.")
 * Instead of another boring planet, why don't we head to Planet Eternium? The Nibblonians there are so cute.
 * The Ship reroutes your destination. Now what?


 * 1) Tell the Ship to stay the course. (6)
 * And why should I?
 * 1) Compliment her. (30 )
 * Because you're even more attractive when you're compliant.
 * Sigh. Fine. But I'm picking dinner.
 * 1) Push all her buttons. (6 )
 * 2) Harshly berate the Ship. (Increased chance with : (1)
 * 3) Tell the Ship you love her. (Requires Bender: 6)
 * Come on, baby. Can't you stay the course? You know Bender loves ya'.
 * For reals?
 * 1) Open you heart and show you're true. (6 )
 * 2) Open your mouth and lie. (1)

Safeguard
All paths, Second to Last node"Tear down the firewall between you."
 * On Chapek 9, you are stopped by a guard who is unfortunately not in sleep mode.
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Halt! Be you robot or human?


 * 1) I be a robot. (6)
 * Chapek 9 Guard: You talk like my great^10 grandbots. Administering test.
 * 1) 01000100 01110101 01101000 111111. (6)
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Anyone can read "Binary for Dumbots." Administering test.
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Question 1: What is your favorite sustenance?


 * 1) Juice. I'm on a cleanse. (6)
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Me too! I like carrot bast. Your answer is acceptable.
 * 1) Pizza! Speaking of which, you got any? (-200)
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Hmm. That sounded almost human. A good electro-zap will fix that.
 * 1) Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil. (Requires : 1)
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Spoken like a true robot.
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Question 2: How do you feel about lug nuts?


 * 1) Love 'em. (-300)
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Love is a human emotion. A good electro-zap will fix that.
 * 1) They're...luggable? (1)
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Unnecessarily hesitant, but acceptable.
 * 1) Functionally attractive. (Requires : (2)
 * Gooooaaaallll!
 * Chapek 9 Guard: Okay, you may pass. I'm going to go watch the Imitation Game for the 3,458th time.

Mind Your Elders
All paths, last node"Their society's fallen and they can't get up."
 * After a show trial, you're sent to the Robot Elders. This is the real show!
 * Robot Elder: Tell us why we shouldn't terminate you like a frozen app.


 * 1) Stress your good looks. (6)
 * The human form is a marvel of bioengineering!
 * 1) Stress their good looks. (6)
 * My, what big optical character readers you have.
 * 1) Flirt a little. (6)
 * Try turning me off and on.
 * Robot Elder: Silence! We will forgive your crime of humanity if you do us a favor.


 * 1) Politely decline. (-250)
 * Sorry. I owe too many favors to do any more.
 * Silence! We already agreed on your behalf.
 * 1) Begrudgingly accept. (40)
 * Well okay. You're lucky I value my life.
 * Silence! Your ultimatum-induced compliance is appreciated.
 * 1) Enthusiastically accept. (40)
 * Remind me who and what you are.
 * Silence! Your ultimatum-induced compliance is appreciated.