Takei It Or Leave It

Takei It Or Leave It is the main event goal of The George Takei Experience special event. Players must finish Part 3 of this goal line in order to fully unlock George Takei as a character. Unlocking George Takei also unlocks his personal side goal Oh My!.

Story
Amy, there you are! I've just been watching a video George Takei posted for his billions of followers.

It appears your parents have kidnapped him and taken him to Mars!

Kidnapped? I saw that video too. He said my parents invited him and he was having a great time.

Yes, but his voice lacked that mellow Takei rumble. And he was furiously blinking "Oh, my!" in Morse code the entire time.

My parents have kidnapped the beloved George Takei! we need to save him!

Umm... Right now I'm saving the universe--

But George Takei is a celebrity! I don't think the universe has ever even been on TV!

I bet it has. But it sure doesn't have as many followers as Takei does, so let's go.

Story
Okay, here's the plan: you rescue Takei while I'm distracting my parents by announcing I'm pregnant and getting showered with gifts.

Awww! I want gifts! Couldn't we switch?

No! Besides, I'll have to return the gifts when they find out I was lying, but you'll still be the hero.

Eh, I suppose George Takei's eternal gratitude is better than nothing.

You're safe now, Mr. Takei. By the way, weren't you just a head in a jar the last time I saw you?

Yes I was, Amy. But you may remember the all-powerful entity Mellvar, another fan who once captured me. I persuaded him to restore my body in exchange for a personally dedicated copy of my autobiography.

That's all he wanted? You got a great deal!

Oh no I didn't. He insisted that the personal dedication come from Bill Shatner.

Story
Hey, Takei, I'm heading out to O'Zorgnax's. How about a drink?

Please, Bender, I'm still recovering from the nightmare of being kidnapped.

Did I mention they serve tranya?...

Demons banished.

Bleech! That tranya was so awful, I'm actually sorry I got my body back!

Well, you won't be if you stick with me, 'cause I'm about to go jack on with electricity. Wanna try?

I'm fairly sure that would kill me. But there's only one way to find out!

Story
My parents won't get away with this Mr. Takei. I'm going to go confront them about their celebrity-napping.

Careful, Amy, your father's a powerful man. He could destroy my acting career. Remember Dobbo the Adored?

No.

[...]

Ohhh...

I'm truly sorry for the hell my parents put you through, Mr. Takei.

I wouldn't call it "hell", Amy. Hell is being fired by Donald Trump on "Celebrity Apprentice". Can you believe I lost to John Rich?

Who's John Rich?

To this day, I have no idea.