What's Fair is Pharaoh

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Maybe I'm not meant to be a robot. Perhaps I'm destined for something even greater!

But you always said nobody could be greater than Bender.

Yeah, but after "nobody" I always whispered "see 1st footnote," and then at the end I whispered "1st footnote: nobody but Bender himself." See 2nd footnote.

2nd footnote: Fry is an idiot.

Whoa, nice headdress, Bender! Skirt's a little trampy though.

These are the raiments of ancient Egyptian royalty, you clod. I've decided to become Pharaoh of the Middle Kingdom.

What's the Middle Kingdom?

You're standing in it. So is everybody else.