Let's Be Careful Up There

 is one of the missions on The Moon.

"URL leads the Moon Patrol."

Rewards
Mission Completion
 * 1 Giga Career Chip
 * 1 Giga Robot Chip
 * 1 Giga Science Chip
 * 60 (30 after first completion)
 * 50 (20 after first completion)

Combat Events
 * 35
 * 15

Empty location visited
 * 4

Story
URL: When I'm done with you, you'll be beating suspects like a veteran.

Moon Patrol: We already do that with our park guests.

URL: Sweaty tourists in board shorts and bucket hats ain't much of a challenge. You've got a lot to learn. Aw yeah.

URL: I've taught you everything I know. Now go out and patrol the universe.

Moon Patrol: The universe? That's a pretty big place.

URL: Well then split up.

URL: Now be careful out there. Aww yeah.

Training Day
"URL whips his patrol into shape. Location: Occurs at the third node. Requires URL."

URL: I'm here to whip you moon cops in shape. Aw yeah.

Moon Patrol: We don't take orders from Earth cops who never worked the dark side of the Moon.


 * Choice 1: Be a good cop. +6
 * Choice 1: Be a bad cop. +20

URL: C'mon baby. It's all the same book. Only thing that matters is how you turn the pages.

Moon Patrol: We turn 'em with our billy clubs. But we're on board. For now...

Standard Rewards:
 * 25
 * 15

Decapodian Sting
"URL takes down a scammer."

URL and the Moon Patrol approach a Decapodian scam artist.

''You boys looking for a good time? Because if you're not, I can sell ya tickets to the Butterfly Derby.''

Choice 1: Show disinterested interest. (0)

Choice 1: Try to seduce her. Grrrrrr. (Requires Fry)

I could be persuaded to purchase those scalped tickets.

''Wait, what's with the helmet siren? Are you a cop?''

Choice 2: Give up the ruse.

Choice 2: Maintain the ruse. (6)

''Nah, baby, it's just a blaring fashion statement. Would a cop do this...?''

Choice 3: Jaywalk (in style) across the street.

Choice 3: Punch a (poorly dressed) civilian. +2

You sure proved me wrong. Still want those tickets?

Fooled you, baby. I AM a cop. A highly fashionable cop at that. Aww yeah.

Completion Rewards:
 * 25
 * 15

Suspicious Suspect
"Time to play bad cop." URL spots a human-sized paramecium wandering the moon. He investigates.

''- Excuse me, miss. What's a single-celled organism doing on the surface of Earth's moon?''

''- Certainly not plotting humanity's destruction. Unless that's what you're into.''
 * Choice 1:
 * Ask specific follow up question. (6)
 * Continous general interrogation. (6)
 * Let it go.

- What was that about humanity's destruction?

- I got nothin' further to say withou my moon lawyer.


 * Choice 2:
 * Book em'!. (50)
 * Move along.

''Tell it to the moon judge. Awww yeah.''

A moon jury convicts the creature of plotting to destroy humanity. You get a commendation.

Completion Rewards:
 * 25
 * 15

Attack of the Space Pirates
"They may see like guys in funny costumes..."

After arriving at the Pirate Base, URL and Moon Patrol encounter space pirates.

URL: We got space pirates all up in here. This is not okay. Awww no. Let's make a plan.


 * 1) Sneak up on them. +6
 * 2) Direct assault. -20
 * 3) Offer opportunity to surrender. -20
 * 4) Dive away like an action hero.
 * 5) Go all 24th century on them. +1
 * 6) Blast your siren.

Completion Rewards:
 * 25
 * 15