No Planet for Old Men

"Every night is ladies night."

 is the first mission on Amazonia. Leela is required to start this mission.

The Hole Story
Path 6 & 7, node 1"Plug it.."
 * The ships alarms blare. LOUD! An asteroid pierced the ship and opened a giant hole!


 * 1) Stop at the closest planet. +6
 * 2) Plug the hole temporarily. (30% chance: +550 +110; fail: -400)
 * 3) Fix the hole. (Requires 22: +110)

Jungle Boogie
All Paths, Last node"Catch the fever."
 * The crew meet Kug. She doesn't look happy to see them. Or at all.


 * 1) Ask for the artifact. +6
 * 2) Ask about Amazonia. +6
 * 3) Ask which way to the exit. +6
 * 4) Beg to be put back down. +6, END
 * Kug: Why you seek Amazonian treasure. Who wants? MEN??


 * 1) Say why you care. +6
 * 2) Explain Hypnowave science. (50% chance: +200 +80; fail: -400 + 6)
 * Success: That one impressive artifact! Maybe we have, maybe not -- but it for Amazonia only! Now leave and no return!
 * 1) Discuss saving your friends. +6
 * 2) Rail against men. +80
 * 3) Praise women's basketball. +80