Hermes

"Sweet mandrill of Grandville! You've unlocked me!"

 is the seventh unlockable character.

Biography
Hermes Conrad is a Jamaican Rastafarian and grade 36 Bureaucrat, and proud of it. He works at Planet Express, handling stamping, filing, collating, and accounting - all the fiddly little paperwork that only a true bureaucrat can handle properly. He claims, however, that he is only anal 78.36% of the time. He is also an honorary Globetrotter, and has worked for Mom's Friendly Robot Company as Inspector #5. He lives with his family in an apartment.

See the full biography at Infosphere.

Unlock Requirements
Players must open the Fancy Shopping District by finishing the Fly Me to the Moon goal and clear 800 off the Central Bureaucracy. He can be instantly unlocked for 336.

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